Spophifufimalregadsherinx (Who the hell?): Chapter 6, the avengers (marvel movies), sherlock (tv), doctor who, winx club, agents of s.h.i.e.l.d. (tv), steven universe (cartoon), adventure time, futurama, angel: the series, buffy the vampire slayer, firefly, kingdom hearts, spongebob squarepants (cartoon), phineas and ferb, malcolm in the middle, regular show, dollhouse fanfic

Volixagarde

Characters

Heinz Doofenshmirtz/Perry the Platypus, Perry the Platypus & Peter the Panda, Perry the Platypus/Peter the Panda, Heinz Doofenshmirtz/Perry the Platypus/Peter the Panda, Warren Mears/Andrew Wells/Bender Rodreguiz

Tags

Threesome - F/M/M Murder Crack Out of Character Underage Sex - Freeform Threesome Alternate Universe - High School Spoilers Nudity Crack Fic Drugs Avengers - Freeform Agents of SHIELD angel - Freeform OT3 otp Harry Potter - Freeform undertale - Freeform Not for the faint of heart implied sex Steven Universe - Freeform I wrote this in seventh grade at least until chapter 19 i didn't know how high school worked diseases that do lots of weird things random color changes random sex changes exploding fairies lady robot/gay guy/bi guy threesomes Spongebob - Freeform phineas and ferb - Freeform firefly - Freeform Futurama - Freeform Malcolm In The Middle - Freeform Adventure Time - Freeform Regular Show - Freeform Sherlock - Freeform Winx doctor who - Freeform Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Freeform dollhouse - Freeform kingdom hearts - Freeform south park - Freeform Cyberchase - Freeform yandere!Princess Bubblegum human!perry Female!Perry human!peter DoofXPerry PerryXPeter PerryXPeterXDoof CarlXStella FinnXPhineas Bi!Finn Gay!Phineas CandaceXIsabella Bi!Candace Gay!Isabella Sparkly Pink Fedoras Sparkly Pink Fairy Hearts Emo!Warren WarrenxAndrew WarrenXAndrewXBender Female!Bender WarrenXAndrewXBenderXPerry FitzXSimmons BuffyXSpikeXAngel SpikeXAndrew Senpai!Finn BubbleButt!Bubblegum Exponentially Growing Tits Inverted Titties NOTP foetp Brotp Teenage!Doof Lesbian!Lorelei Evil!OWCA Evil!Monogram Frequent Misspellings Glory Holes TEM FLAKES TweekXCraig Princess!Kenny FionaXMarceline Purple Swirly Evil Eyes Color Changing Characters Now in Technicolor Firey Redheads Evil Redeheads Heroes Want Redheads dumb blondes Badass Blondes Clone!Perry Clone!Perry X69 Frequent Swearing Evil Armies Evil Robot Armies Shield!OWCA Hydra!OWCA FryXLeela Bald!Leela Hairy!Leela Stoner!Warren Stoner!Andrew Stoner!Topher Fairy Murder Kairi Eats Hearts Nudist!School Ouran High School Host Club - Freeform Southern!Kairi

Summary

I wrote this in seventh grade thinking it was good. I'm making it a crack fic.

Chapter 6

April 21, 2025 at 03:44 AM

Chapter 6

Fiona

I walked into my treehouse and went to my room. We had quite a bit of geometry homework, so I called my new friend Isabella to help me. After we were done with our homework, we just talked.
“Hey, rumor has it that one of the seniors likes you. His name is Marshall Lee, I think.” said Isabella. This took me by surprize. “Wha-what! He’s four years older than me!” “Hey hey, I just heard it. It’s probably not true.” She was probably right. Marceline probably just said it to annoy him.
“So, I heard that the history teacher we had today was just a sub. I wonder where the real teacher is. Or who he is?” I said. Isabella said “ Hey, maybe he’s a time traveler! Maybe instead of just talking about the events, he would take us to them!” We both cracked up. “Yeah, but you can’t time travel, can you?” “Well, actually, Phineas and Ferb made a time machine.” I spit out the glass of punch I was drinking. “ Hey, I have to go. I’m helping my mom cook tonight. Bye Fiona.” “Bye.”
Cake walked in. “FIONA!!! DON’T SPILL PUNCH ON THE CARPET!!!” she yelled as she noticed the red spot on the floor. I cleaned it up, so she wouldn’t kill me. “Hey Fiona!” yelled Finn, the person I was cloned from. “You wanna play some Mortal Kombat?” “Sure.”