the friut sectinon
“Hwo about the bananas”
“For the las fucking time jaybae we are not getting fucking bananas”
“B ut why not?” Jt said, looking verty sad.
“BECAUSE,” girl nelly said, “I AM FUCKING ALLERGIC.”
“Who the fuck is allergic to bananas tho,” jt said.
“Legit tho,” timbablanf added gravelly, shaking his head.
“I am,” girl nelly said, a single tear rollling down her cheek.
“That’s rough fam,” jt said.
“Yeha,” timbaland said, but he already had moved on to the kiwi.
“What the fuck are those fuzzy ass balls.”
“They’ew kiwi, and they’re delicious,” timbaland said, souding genuinely hurt on behakf of this nasty ass fruit. He tiok one of the free samples out of the free sample thingys and put it up to girl nelly’s face. “Try it.”
“I don;t like putting hairy balls in my mouth,” girl nelly said, glaring at the offendng fruit.
Jt coughed and said, “yeah me niether,” not wanting to feel left out.
“Jt u are a virgin in most kinds of sex so shut up,” nelly said.
“no, ‘ jt protested. “There was, uh”
“what ever youre’ talking about itg doesn’t count, jim tim.” Timbaland said. Then he shoved the kiwi into jt’s mouth. “Try it”
Jt immediately spit it out back onto timbaland’s hand. “Eww what”
Timbaland dropped the spit covered kiwi onto the floor. “TIMBERBRUH. Not cool.”
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“I tolfd you timbaland, hairy balls are gorss and ain’t no one wants them in their mouths.” Nellysiad.
“But” timbalalnd countered cleverly.
“Ain’t no one” nelly repeated.
“Well, fuck. I can’t argue with reasoning like that.”
“yeah. “ jt said. “We should go to ghe toy section.
“Yeha totally” nelly said. “Fruit blows”
“But” timbaland said, his arms full of apples, kiwis, amd other fruity shit.
“C’mon” jt said as he and nelly started walking away.
A single tear rolled down timblnad’s cheek. He set the fruit on the floor and whis[ered, “I’ll be back for you,” before running to meet up with his so-0called friends.