chop me up (me being vegetabels)

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chop me up (me being vegetabels)
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Jt n girl nelly nd timbaland all go to wlamartIt goesokay
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more of this bullshit
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whar;s a toy secion lol

“But why wouls you want a shitting baby like wtf,” nelly sadi, her face all scrunched up in disgust, not unlike a scrunchie.

 

“You do know that real babues shit riht,” jt said, cradling the package in his arms.

 

“Yeah but like, the target demographic for real babires isn’t two year olds and jimber timbers,” nelly saidf, hella frowning.

 

“But you’re stil going to buy it for me right”

 

“Hell fuckin no” nelly said, hittign the box out of his hands and frowning more hella y

 

“But” jt said hi s face looking hella sad

 

“I said no, dammint”

 

“Aww.” jt said, crying a river

 

Nelly didn’t really like seeing jt cry, which she expressed by making a disgused fase and poionting at a large basket ass thing of balls and saying, “woah what are those”

 

“They’re huge balls” timbaland said waggling his eyebroes.

 

Nelly gasped and immediately started climbing over the edge. Unsurprisingly, she fell in. Jt jumped in after her. Not to be helpful or anything, but just because he thought it looked like fun.

 

“I am home now” he said.

 

Timbaland shook his head becuase his friends were fucking idiots.

 

“Tjat’s going to fall over,” hje said.

 

Jt scoffed. “Pfffffffffffft. No it’s not.”

 

And then it fell over.

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