Chapter 5
Undr a Riftin gard, ther livd a khajiit. He livd under the gaurd bcuz she had a puss. He eated pussy jus as fine as him. WHOLESALE JUS DE LA CHAT.
On day, a Katshit com to RiftOn to kill me but den I sed “no thanks” and I yeetethed the katshirt back to its litahbox called elsewheyre. Then i wok to the bunkhos (u know, the one with that slutty woman who looks like my mom but she has 2 legs and not 1 and she is less naked until my brother install all those mods) ans tell everyone "HECCLA DO A NATSY THINGS" because heCcla have intErAcTiOnS a dorty heccin chonkin dorito aeehyehss AEEEEEHHHHNUESSSSSS. Bitch stole a dremora's boots, and now swol blood god wants to murk her ass.
Anyways, I was in Riff-10 to see my hawt bf bridgegolf and I say to him “hi” and he say “lass” back at me but nothing else because i was tryinna mod skyrizzy but I brok Brinny’s voice so now he only say “Lass” evn when i play a man so in dis story is because bryn was curse by swol blood god (dats my antigonass) and I was now gonna find and kill swol blood dog to save my hubby bryn.
I did many a bad ting so ther was many a ppl who want me ded because they were jealos of my bad and my big pp.
Swol blood god did a dark succrement (he did it for hegles) and now there was lizord in rifton too, but this was cool edgy sHADOW limegazord an he try to do hedgea a deth. I saw him enter helghast's bunkerhoo and heccla was immediately all liek "you hot mysterious lizord honk u want me to help u shed some dark heartbroken scales wINK WINK U HOT SKINK" and sje show hm her tids.
But mysterious shadow lizord was not swayed by such overwhelming sexaaaahhhness because he wasn't some gross drunk nord dude that could only think about sECKS, he was dARK GOFFIK SHADOW LIZORD and lIVED ONLY TO KILL AND SERVE THE DORK LARD. HE WAS STOLEN AT CHILDBIRTH FROM THE LOCAL AQUARIUM AND RAISED BY DREAD DADDY SITHIS HIMSELF AND HE WAS SPIRITUALLY ABUSED BECAUSE HE WANTED TO LEARN ABOUT HOW TO B VAMPIRE BUT BAD DADDY SITHIS WAS LIKE “NO” AND LIZARF MAN NEVER DID A REBELLION SO HE NOW HAS A LOT OF PENT UP AGGRESSION. SO TRAGIC SO HEARTBREAKING OH THE LIZARDMANITY
Anyways, i kinda liked helgo becuz she reminded me of my mom and i love my mom becuz she tries her best and its not her fault and i think we all hav 2 take a good look at our moms not for how society sees them but how they treat us and if they are good to us and trying to help us, then we should luv dem and if they are bad pple we shold not be required to lvve them because at the end of the day famly is important, but if they are toxic we should cut them out of our lives and think for ourselfs or, on the other hand, support them because they support us. I love you mom, happy mother’s day.
“Hey, you, bich!” i screm at the lizar man, “don you try and kill Hella!” lazer man paused, becuz the bleeding heart that I wore on my sleeve resonated with the tragek black heart that was buried within the layers of hate and anger of his scales. I cut his hed off after dat uwu
“Ow” he sid and then he died.
HEIR OF FIRE DESTROYED
“O wow u kill someone here” helger say, “plz leave”
“Okay” i say and then leave. Then i was nocked out by a ppl and everything was dark (cuz i was unconscious [not like I had a conscience to begin with]).