Chapter 6
Warning: this chapter contains images of explicit six oh no
I waked up in a smol shack and this sexah lady was like “oh hey i wan you to join the DB plz”
"but I no like drogon bull, remember? I burned my bruh's toys on chrisdaddy's eve"
“WTF no, like we kill ppl for monies or smthn, idk,” she say
"omg I love monies, do I need a work permit to kill in skyrim tho?"
“Yah, actually, and it’s gonna tak like 7 months to get that but we have to giv u job first”
"can I just kill the patriarch that handles work permits and pry it from his cold ded fingers insted"
“Oh wow, thats a gud idea, do that”
"could you pay me in advance?" And then the sexaah lady tore of her hood to reveal the sneering visage of Jonah J Jameson, who then let out a wheezing cackle
“Hey can you do a kill for me so i can not giv you a job because you’re a WOMAN?”
"But I have big pp, big pp means big payday in moosklemanland"
“I donno what ur talking about.” shhe say, “k jus go kill ppl for me thx”
"okies," I sed, then I kill him. Or I try to kill him, plunging my dagger into his jugular, but his health bar went down by like 1/600th because my dumbass brother set the difficulty too high for his stoopid survival mode immersion playthru ffs
“Ow” he sed and then he fight me, so i had to reload the game becuz i wanted to join the dork SISTERhood (i had mod that made all the members femals).
And that’s how i join the Dark Broherthood.
Also [insert explicit sex here]