Chapter 2
So after I savd that next dragon ffrum tha ppl, erry1 was like “go see the yarl cause ur that drogonburn”. So I say “okey” and I wen to the Jarlsburg of Whiteran and he was like “You os de only 1 who can save us, u real beautirul dragornbon” and I was like “you hav 2 b carfuil how u say 2 me bc I am engorged to Uflorc Strombadger” an he was lik “no! Ulfrons a bad guy I wood b v good 4 u, Poli.” I den say “hm y is that” cause I wanna no and he sed “oh it’s bcuz I’m a imperial and the govverment is good and he’s a genst the law”. An I sid “Actually, Ulfric at least in my most humble opinion, is a far better course of action for this country with his more liberal views and his agenda to promote religious freedom” an he was lik “oh, ur rit, but I think ur real pretty” an den I was like “poh ya?” en he was lik “yep is bcuz yu got real long pretty hair and beutiful eys.” and I said “well it’s kinda short lol”/
So I hav a babii wid him and ewe name him Roybecause of that guy who did that thing with the kitty and then got hurt becuz the kitty wasn’t a good kitty jk all kitties are good kitties. But so then his odder kid from his las marrige was getting jellis and I sed “don worry even tho you hav sum stooped mom I can b ur noow mom and then he felt better but theeennnnnn………………………………. ULFRIC CAME IN AN COT ME CHEETIN!!!!! He was so sad that he cri and rn awa but I say, “Noooooo, com bk here and he did
An then we had seex. All 3 of us. N it was so good that we decide to all get murried.
But then 1 nit I woke up to this Sexahhhh thief guy with a real nic voice and I asay “Oh no, are you here to steal from us?” an dhe sad “I only her to steal yo heart, lass” and I was like “oh hot dayam”
N den he sed “DON FOOKIN SWER AT ME YA BICHT”
But before hw knew it I had tied him up with two arm gags and we HAD SEX. Immediitley I had TOO BABIES bcuz he wuz so good at it and we named then Phil and Lil. Dey were not named after the cartoon, I wonted 2 nam ma kids that befor the tv show came out.