The Sunshell Bay Resort(-ing to Fake Dating)

“So, uh,” Luther said. He was standing stiffly in the doorway, the phonebook tightly clutched between both hands. “There’s a slight problem with the reservation.” “The resort burned down,” Klaus said. “It’s fully booked?” Allison said. “I got the name wrong?” Vanya said, flipping the newspaper back open. “What? No,” Luther said. “I, uh. It’s a couple’s resort.” “Well,” Five said. “Good thing you’re all broken human beings perfectly willing to play pretend and embrace the fine line between codependency and incest.”

In case you missed my tag--I'm skipping Sparrow Academy and imagining that that's all been resolved with a few casualties/incidents in a make-believe, hasn't-happened-yet season three. Hopefully it's not too confusing. For the most part, the gang's all here and there are few to no shenanigans beyond the plot of the fic itself