WTF (Crack)
When the Avengers got back from their mission. They walked into the kitchen. It was a complete disaster. The counters were sticky and syrup was everywhere. There was also a bunch of used pans piled up in the sink.
"Friday, show us the footage of what happened here." Then a picture was projected.
They watched as Deadpool popped his head into the kitchen. He looked around for a moment. Before he walked in with a large bag. He set it on the counter. Grabbed the biggest bowl they owned.
He rummaged through the fridge and grabbed the measuring cup. He started the stove and put as many pans on it that he could. They watched as he made an inhuman amount of pancakes. He was singing Fergalicious as the pancakes stacked up.
The video feed went static. The next moment Deadpool and the pancakes were gone. "What the fuck"
"You know what, I'm too tired I'm going to bed." Steve walked to his room. Seconds later they heard screaming. Rushing over to Steve, their jaws dropped. Lining his room were thousands of pancakes.
They each ran to their rooms. With the same results. "DAMMIT WADE"