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Just a bunch of short Marvel shorts.Basically, the ones that are too short to be in my one-shot book.•Super irregular updates every week•
Thanksgiving Turkey (Crack)
April 21, 2025 at 03:05 AM
When Tong walked out of his lab. Ge made his way to the kitchen. Only he was stopped. Peter and Shuri stood in front of the doorway. Peter looked like he was guilty of something and wasn't hiding it well.
"What are you hiding?"
"Nothing."
Then Ned walked out of the kitchen. "Guys this turkey is really stuck on Clint's head. We need to get some butter or something."
All of them just stood there in silence.
"We can explain-" Shuri started.
Then there was screaming. "It's digging into my head!"
Tony barged in. Clint was running around. A large turkey was sitting on top of his head screeching angrily.
Tony busts out laughing and began to take pictures. The teens scrabbled around trying to get it off of Clint.