Petty Shit (Crack)
Thor and Loki arrived on Earth. Together they helped defeat Thanos and his army. With minimal casualties. The next day Tony and Steve started talking. It all went to shit from there. When one of them brought up the accords.
Thor overhead the conversation. His booming voice shut them up. "Really? That's why you all stopped working together? Just get over it. I did. I'm still friends with Loki and he's betrayed me three times since breakfast. This petty mortal shit is nothing!"
"Can confirm. The cup of mead he finished was poisoned."
"Ha! I've built up an immunity."
Thor's chuckled. Then he felt a lump in his throat. His face went white, and he stopped breathing. He fell limp onto the ground.
"Oh, Thor are you dead?" Loki questioned, as he kicked Thor. He got no response. He watched as Thor's soul floated away.
"Oh, I think that was the wrong poison." Loki took the bottle out of his pocket and examined it. It had crossbones instead of an animal symbol on it.
"Well, I have to take a trip to Valhalla. See you, mortals, later." Loki's magic surrounded him. Seconds later he was gone.
Two and a half hours later, the two were back. Thor stomped over toward Steve and Tony.
"Loki just killed me and I'm still with him. Got over your mortal problems."
After that day Steve and Tony didn't bring up the accords again. Or anything that had happened that day.
Don't bring shit up from the past. Is the theme here. Gosh, I sound like an English teacher.