Marvel Shorts

Marvel Cinematic Universe The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
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Marvel Shorts
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Tony Stark, James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, James "Bucky" Barnes, Steve Rogers, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Bruce Banner, Clint Barton, Wanda Maximoff, Peter Parker, James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Thor (Marvel), Stephen Strange, Clint Barton/Natasha Romanov, Pietro Maximoff, Scott Lang, James "Bucky" Barnes/Sam Wilson, Loki/Natasha Romanov, Loki (Marvel), Nick Fury, Bruce Banner/Thor, Wade Wilson, Phil Coulson, Wanda Maximoff/Natasha Romanov, James "Bucky" Barnes/Natasha Romanov, James "Bucky" Barnes/Tony Stark, Peggy Carter, Loki/Tony Stark, Sigyn (Marvel), Brunnhilde | Valkyrie (Marvel), Clint Barton/Pietro Maximoff, Brunnhilde | Valkyrie/Carol Danvers, Loki/Thor (Marvel), Peter Parker/Wade Wilson, Bruce Banner/Tony Stark, James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers/Sam Wilson, Carol Danvers/Maria Rambeau, Bruce Banner/Loki, Clint Barton/Scott Lang, Scott Lang/Steve Rogers, Brunnhilde | Valkyrie/Loki (Marvel), Clint Barton/Sam Wilson, Clint Barton/Loki, James "Bucky" Barnes/Thor, Tony Stark/Everyone, James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers/Natasha Romanov, James "Bucky" Barnes/Clint Barton, Clint Barton/Phil Coulson, Clint Barton/Steve Rogers, James "Bucky" Barnes/Peggy Carter/Steve Rogers, Bruce Banner/Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Scott Lang/Peter Parker, Loki/Sigyn, Bruce Banner/Clint Barton, Tony Stark/Thor, Tony Stark/Sam Wilson, Phil Coulson/Steve Rogers, James "Rhodey" Rhodes/Tony Stark, Tony Stark/T'Challa, En Dwi Gast | Grandmaster/Loki, Loki/Steve Rogers, Piotr Rasputin/Wade Wilson, Steve Rogers/Sam Wilson
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Fluff Angst Crack Trans Peter Parker Dark LGBTQ Character LGBTQ Themes Genderfluid Loki (Marvel) crack ships Not common ships
Summary
Just a bunch of short Marvel shorts.Basically, the ones that are too short to be in my one-shot book.•Super irregular updates every week•
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Shield (Crack)

Sam and Bucky just finished a mission. Sam threw the shield down and tiredly fell onto the couch.

"Throwing that shield is tiring. Especially when it just hits someone, and they still come at you. If I was to tape knives to the edge of the shield. It would become 100% more efficient.

"Sam no," Tony said sternly.

"Yeah, he right. Eventually, the knives would fall off. You need something more permanent." Bucky shrugged.

"That's not what I mean!!!"

"Sharpen the edges. Execute villains immediately. They'll learn to fear the new Captain America. Crime rates will drop, I'll guarantee it."

Tony and Sam looked at each other. "What the fu-"

"Like a giant pizza cutter. Or would it be a murder frisbee" Peter questioned.

Bucky gestured towards Peter. "See? The kid gets it."

 

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