Incident (Crack)
[Basically, everyone thinks Tony is hot]
Tony was in very tight sweatpants. When he bent over in the gym. Almost everyone was training.
Bucky tripped on the treadmill.
Thor got trapped under heavy
weights.
Bruce slammed really hard into the wall.
Stephen was tangled in his ropes and almost choked to death.
Clint fell out of the vent. Onto his head and knocked himself out.
Natasha punched the bag hard. She looked over. When it came back it hit her.
Loki was practicing his magic. He suddenly was teleported to the middle of the artic.
Steve was running outside when he glanced in and saw Tony. He ran right into a tree.
Wanda's magic shot forward, and she was thrown back into the wall.
Sam spit water all over Scott.
Scott spits his taco in Sam's face.
T'Challa scratched his arms, with his claws. Blood rushed on the floor.
Pepper let out a long-suffering sigh. "Clear out the board. We're back to zero."
Rhodey writes zero in the number of days without accidents.