Gammafrost (Fluff)
Tony turned towards Bruce to see if he was done checking the equation. Bruce wasn't, his mind was far away.
"-e"
"-uce"
"Bruce"
"Bruuuce"
Bruce snapped his attention to Tony. "What wrong. You are staring off into space?"
"O-oh nothing"
"Bruce you know you can tell me anything."
"Well, let's say I know someone. He really likes someone else. Every time they try to talk to them. He either stutter. Or straight-up runs away. He thinks the other person is way out of their league"
"Ooh, so it sounds like Bruce has a crush on someone. I'm going to help you flirt with them. Let me give you some pickup lines." Tony picked up some index cards and began scribbling furiously.
"Here now out of the lab. You need to go memorize them. When you do, try them out"
Tony proceed to push Bruce out of the lab. Then locked it so he couldn't get back in.
Bruce pounded away trying to get back into the lab. After a few minutes, he gave up and began to walk towards his room.
He looked down at the index cards. One by one he flipped through the cards.
'Are you Cinderella, because I will have your clothes off by midnight.'
'Did you sit on a whole pile of sugar, because you have a pretty fucking sweat ass.'
'Are you a parking ticket? You have got fine written all over you.'
'I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.'
Bruce wasn't paying attention to his surroundings. He ended up bumping right into Loki.
"Sorry"
"Its fine Doctor Banner."
"Wait Loki, I need to ask you something."
Loki nodded.
"Hey ... so... uh... " Bruce looked down at the cards.
"Did you uh did ... you fall out of heaven because um..." Bruce stuttered out. Dropping all the cards in his hands.
"Shit, fuck oh god fuck I'm so sorry you're-you're just so pretty I'm sorry." Bruce flushed a deep red. Quickly he gathers them in his hands. He began to look through them desperately.
"I- um.. don't have a card for... this"
"What were you trying to accomplish Doctor Banner" Loki looks down as Bruce fumbles with the cards in his hands. In all honesty, Loki thought it was the cutest.
"Date?" Bruce squeaked out.
"I can't turn down someone so cute. My answer is yes. How about dinner tonight at seven. See you tonight." With that Loki teleported away. Leaving a very shocked Bruce.
Bruce had to sit down and try to comprehend what just happened. When it finally clicked his frown turned into a big grin. "I got a date"
Bruce fangirled for a few moments.
When Bruce heard a low 'ah-hm, ' he froze. Tony stood there smiling at Bruce. "Wow didn't expect you to ask out Reindeer games. Took some guts. I'll give you that. Even me and all my confidence, wouldn't ask him out. If I was interested in him."
Bruce felt a wave of pride. At least he attempted to ask Loki out.
"So you have a BDSM session tonight after 7, nice"
"Tony" Bruce called out.
"I'm kidding. But I got you good. You have to admit it."
"Yeah you did Tony" Bruce chuckled out.