Marvel Shorts

Ship: Spideypool (Wade x Peter)
Warning: Endgame spoilers

Taking a Trip

Wade and Peter made their way up the mountain of Vormir. They had their hands intertwined. Talking about their favorite vines. 

"My favorite is two bros chilling in a hot tub," Wade started.

"Five feet apart because their not gay~" Peter finished.

Causing them both to giggle. As they made there way up the mountain. They looked around in confusion. Until they heard something behind them. Causing Deadpool to whip out his gun ready for a fight. 

A dark cloaked figure floated toward them. Only showing its disfigured face. "Welcome"

"Peter son of May"

"Wade son of Thomas"

"Son of a bitch. What the fuck happened to your ugly ass," Wade said dramatically. Peter tried not to laugh at such a serious moment. But a couple of giggles broke through. 

"Consider me a guide, To you and all who seek the soul stone." 

"Well we're is it at?" 

"Ah, If only it were that easy"

Then Red skull leads them to the edge of the cliff. The bottom had a weird symbol stretched across it.

"What you seek lies in front of you. As does what you fear."

"So the stone is down there. I don't see it. Are you sure about that?" Deadpool asked sarcastically.

"In order to take the stone. You must lose that which you love. An everlasting exchange. A soul, for a soul." 

"Are we sure this clown looking motherfucker is telling the truth!" Wade exclaimed.

"The purple grape left here with the stone, and without his daughter. It's not a coincidence." Peter said. As he stared down it was quite a long fall.

"Ok Baby boy, love yah." Wade sprinted toward the edge of the cliff. Leaping off 

"WWWEEEEEEEEEE" 

Peter watched in horror as Wade fell. Closing his eyes as Wade hit the ground.

~PLEP~

"Here is the soul Stone," Red skull handed it over. Peter grabbed the orange-colored stone. It glowed in the palm of his hand. It really was beautiful.

Then there was a voice echoing. "Did you get it" Wade called out from the bottom of the cliff.

"Yup," Peter made his way towards the edge of the cliff.

"Ok I need help a lot of things are broken. So I can't walk right," Wade shouted. Peter then shot a web onto a rock. 

He didn't notice it but Red Skull watched from the corner. Face palming he said, "Am I a Joke to you." Then he floated off frustrated with the two of them.

"Yes you are," Peter said. As he swung down towards his boyfriend.

(Or you can have this version)

"The purple grape left here with the stone, without his daughter. It's not a coincidence." Peter said. As he stared down the cliff.

"So one of us has to fall," Wade said

"Well, it's going to be me. Let's make a dramatic. If you know what I'm saying." Wade attempted to wiggle his eyebrows under his mask. Peter nods. Wade then drops to his knees

"Earth and water. You'll find plenty of both down there." Peter said pointing towards the cliff.

"No man, Persian or Greek, no man threatens a messenger!" Wade cries out.

"You bring the crowns and heads of conquered kings to my city's steps! You insult my queen. You threaten my people with slavery and death! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Persian. Perhaps you should have done the same." Peter says coldly.

"This is blasphemy! This is madness!" Wade screams out. As he raises his hands up.

"Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!" Peter says. Then he kicked Wade in the stomach. Having him fall onto the ground below.

Red skull stares at the two of them. Shock written across his face.

Based on the comic below.