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Just a bunch of short Marvel shorts.Basically, the ones that are too short to be in my one-shot book.•Super irregular updates every week•
Another One Bites the Dust (Crack/Angst)
April 21, 2025 at 03:07 AM
Tony and Nebula stared sadly at each other. Thanos had just snapped their friends and family away. Tony sadly swept Peters ashes into a jar.
Then Deadpool walked into the view of the camera. Wearing a white tank top and jeans. With a fake mustache glued on his mask. Covering most of the view he grabbed a microphone.
"AND ANOTHER ONE GONE"
"AND ANOTHER ONE GONE"
"ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST"
"Really? What the hell is wrong with you?" Tony screamed.
"Blame the author, not me. Now if you don't mind I'm going to go microwave some chimichanga," Wade said. Before he ran away from the view of the camera.
Nebula looked at Tony, super confused. Tony just shrugged. They made a pack, never to speak of whatever and the fuck they just witnessed, ever.