Its a spider? (Crack)
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Peter jolted up and shot a web towards the noise. Swinging he saw a sign that said Sister Margaret's School for Wayward Children. Crashing straight into the door. Peter stared in horror at 8 men beating the shit out of the other.
The bartender was telling them off "That's a new stool," he shouted. Peter used his webs to stick them to the wall to prevent them from hurting the others. Then the owner made his way to Peter.
"Thanks for stopping that bar fight, Spiderman. Names Weasel I'm the manager slash bartender here. Can I get you a drink? It's on the house!" Weasel exclaimed.
"Thank you, but I can't," Peter said. As he tried not to trip over his words.
"Why not" They stood there for a few moments in silence. Peter's mind was racing as he tried not to give away his age.
"I can't because I-uh. I'm pregnant." Weasel was taken back by Spiderman. As he tried to process what the hero just told him.
"Oh, congratulations? Is it a girl or a boy."Weasel asked.
Peter was now on a wave of panic. 'Fuuuuck'
"Its an uh, a-a spider," Peter stuttered. At that Weasel's brain stopped for a few seconds.
"I'm going back to the b-bar thanks again," Weasel said. Using all his will to keep cool. With that Peter swung out, making his way towards Ned's. Calling him to say he was almost there.
"I told the bartender I was pregnant. He offered me a drink as a thanks. I tried not to give away my age. I can't lie worth anything. I told him I was pregnant. Then I said it was going to be a spider too." Peter rambled on to his friend.
Ned listened to Peter giggling through the whole story. In the end, he was full-on laughing. Rolling on the floor clutching his stomach.
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