bad teen decision
Light_bulb : If a cig reduces your lifespan by 11 minutes and an apple a day increases your life expectancy by 10 percent how many apples would cancel out 5 cigarettes a day ?
Matsu : Light, it’s 6 am, why are you doing maths.
Light_bulb : This isn’t maths, this is biology.
Pervert Frog : I’m reasonably certain that it qualifies as both.
Misa^2 : Why would you ever want to do BOTH
Yagami_Soichiro : Light why are you asking about cigarettes.
Yagami_Soichiro : Light are you… Smoking?
Light_bulb : hahahahahghhh,,, no
Light_bulb : Like, why would u even think lmafo,, hahhaha
Pervert Frog : Because you’re asking about them THIS early in the morning?
Aizawa : Because you also eat a lot of apples and this question specifically applies to you?
Matsu : Because u literally just bought a lighter, like last week ?
Yagami_Soichiro : BECAUSE HE WHAT
Misa^2 : HE WHAT
Misa^2 : YOU LYING PIECE OF SHIT
Misa^2 : AND *AFTER* YOU FUCKING TOLD ME OFF???
Light_Bulb : wow, would u look at the time.
Light_Bulb : I have a lab bye!
Yagami_Soichiro : Light. Answer my calls.
Light_Bulb : Would you believe it, i have to turn my phone off in lab how sad.
Pervert Frog : Light, you are doing a degree in criminal psychology. You do not have any classes like that.
Yagami_Soichiro : Young man, we will be discussing this.
Yagami_Soichiro : In detail.
Misa^2 : RIP light died because he was fkin dumb.
Pervert Frog : F’s in Chat.
Matsu : Ryuzaki… you don’t have to put the apostrophe there.
Idek : How are you that young and that disconnected from everyone your age ?
Misa^2 : Autism
Light_Bulb : Lack of sunscreen
Yagami_Soichiro : Light.
Light_Bulb : light_bulb has gone offline
Aizawa : You literally just typed that.
Mogi : You’re online. We can literally see that.
Pervert Frog : Light is, as the kids say, royally fucked.
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Matsu : So i’ve been watching the new superman show.
Misa^2 : Geek
Light_Bulb : Nerd
Pervert Frog : Geek and Nerd are words that are used for somewhat exclusive and fringe sub-cultures and Superman happens to be one of the biggest IPs currently. The show Matsuda referred to also happens to be incredibly popular and well received and thus, it can not be used to classify anyone as a nerd.
Misa^2 : jesus fucking christ have you ever heard of sending multiple texts.
Misa^2 : my eyes hurt just LOOKING at it.
Light_Bulb : honestly what the fuck ryuga.
Pervert Frog : Light aren’t you meant to be avoiding @Yagami_Soichiro
Light_Bulb : DONT FUKING TAG HIM??
Light_Bulb : U FKING SNITCH
Yagami_Soichiro : Light.
Light_Bulb : fuck.
Yagami_Soichiro : You need to come home and talk to your mother and I.
Light_Bulb : uhhhh
Light_Bulb : I kinda,,, cant. rn
Yagami_Soichiro : Why not, Light.
Light_Bulb : Im. kinda not in tokyo rn
Yagami_Soichiro : WHERE ARE YOU.
Light_Bulb : … im not sure,,,??
Pervert Frog : Light stop lying
Yagami_Soichiro : Light, answer me.
Light_Bulb : Dad, uh.
Light_Bulb : I’ll call u when i’m back , I promise. I just need some time.
Yagami_Soichiro : …
Yagami_Soichiro : Fine. But I except you to be fully honest.
Misa^2 : Man this feels like ur at ur friends home and their mom start fkin yelling at them
Misa^2 : n then ur just like, third wheeling on family issues.
Pervert Frog : Is that.. Somehow a common occurrence ?
Matsu : Ryuzaki…. It’s one of the most common experiences ever.
Matsu : I’m so worried for you, rn.
Misa^2 : 0.0
Aizawa : 0.0
Mogi : 0.0
Idek : I feel like I’m third wheeling this entire gc.
Pervert Frog : I see.
Matsu : Did you like... not have friends as a kid or what.
Misa^2 : Matsui. Look at him.
Misa^2 : like literally just look at him.
Misa^2 : does that not answer ur question.
Pervert Frog : Misa-Misa, you are aware that is not infact his name ?
Misa^2 : Literally who gives a fuck a bro.