Simping geniuses have oblivious crushes
Light_Bulb: do u ever think?
Light_Bulb: not u @matsu, ik u dont have a brain
Frog: light don't be rude to matsuda he is a valuable member of the team
Light_Bulb: but like,,do u ever thnk that we all might be sims or some shit
Aizawa: Light, it is 3 am, please go to bde.
Matsu: You want light to go big dick energy ????
Matsu: aww Ryuzaki, thanks 💓
Frog: 😊
Light_Bulb: Jokes on you fuckers i already have it
Yagami_Soichiro: Everyone go to bed.
Aizawa: sure thing
Light_Bulb: BUT i dont wanna :((((
Yagami_Soichiro:Light, You’re grounded
Light_Bulb: IM IN COLLEGE U CANT GROUND ME
Yagami_Soichiro: yes, i can. Go. to. Bed.
Light_Bulb: FINE >:(
Frog: is he always like this at night?
Yagami_Soichiro: there is a reason Light is forbidden from pulling all nighters.
*Next morning*
Light_Bulb: you ever see someone so hot that you almost end up dying of thirst
Light_Bulb:like sir i would die for you, i would have ur children,fuck, please marry me
Matsu: light what the actual fuck
Light_Bulb: ah, fuck, srry wrong gc
*Light_Bulb has deleted the previous messages*
Yagami_Soichiro: light, what were the messages you deleted???
Light_Bulb:uhhh, nothing, dad
Frog: don't worry Yagami-san, i took a screenshot of the messages
Light_Bulb: Ryuzaki, if you don't delete those screenshots right now, i will shove your phone so far up ur ass that you will understand the true meaning of buttdial
Frog: damn bitch ok
Idek: also, light aren't u supposed to be in a lecture rn?
Matsu: he's too busy thirsting over some rando to pay attention
Yagami_Soichiro: Light, since when have you liked guys
Light_Bulb: dad, i can explain
Yagami_Soichiro: you don't need to.
Yagami_Soichiro: i don't care who u bring home as long you're happy
Yagami_Soichiro: and also not dating criminals but that's understood
Light_Bulb: oh,wow.
Light_Bulb: thanks, dad. This really means a lot to me.
Frog: so light is indeed capable of typing normally.
Light_Bulb: first of all,fuck off,🐸
Light_Bulb: also,secondly, he's not some rando, he has a name
Idek: well, what is the guys name
Light_Bulb:uhhh,,,,,idk,,,
Idek:.........
Matsu:........
Frog: you're ridiculous, you know ?
Light_Bulb: this is unfair!!!! Where is the justice?! I have no allies here!!! None!!!
Light_Bulb:i’m calling for reinforcements!
Aizawa: light stop being a drama queen
*Light_Bulb has added Misa² to the chat*
Frog: why would you add her
Misa²: shut up pervert 🐸
Light_Bulb: “Pervert 🐸” omg that's better
Light_Bulb: wait
*Frog is now Pervert Frog*
Misa²: while bullying the frog is always fun why am i here
Light_Bulb: you are here because I'm being bullied for my crush :’(((
Misa²: is this about the hot law student
Idek:the hot law student???
Misa²: there's this really hot fourth year law student at Light's college and Light will not shut up him
Idek: also, wait wait wait, weren't u and Light dating??
Misa²: yeah but then we realised we were gay and better off as friends
Light_Bulb: I'm technically bi but basically yeah
Matsu: oh! Cool!!! I'm pansexual!!!
Pervert Frog: oh, that's nice,,i support you, Matsuda!!
Matsu: thanks 😳
Misa²: anyway, back to Mr. Hot law student
Light_Bulb: yes,,,i love him,,,,
Light_Bulb: he's so incredible i would die for him
Yagami_Soichiro: die for him?! You met him FRIDAY
Aizawa: have you actually ever talked to him
Light_Bulb: uhhhh
Misa²: the answer is no.
Aizawa: ridiculous.