Chapter 4
Cheifboyd: betting time children there is not enough money in the pot
Carebear: can jean and i join
Captain: of course
Richaunt: you are honorary members
Proudgayuncle: i bet that andrew will punch kevin at some point before we graduate
Thing 2: $20
Frenchboy: $50
Frenchboy: Kevin is very punchable
Queenofexy: Fuck you
Queenofexy: $100
Knifelesbain: I bet $100 he won’t
Captain: Renee always going for the unpredictable
Carebear: I am joining Renee with $50
Proudgayuncle: You people are too nice $200 he will
Proudgayuncle: I lived with them
Richaunt: $400
Richaunt: I just really want him too
Captain: neil? Or andrew anything to say.
Thing1: I have no comment
Njosten: If you do please tell me
Njosten: I want to see that
Queenofexy: Why do I always get attacked in this group chat
Knifelesbain: We love you Kevin
Frenchboy: But bullying you is also fun
Proudgayuncle: we can bully someone else
Captain: who
Thing 2: how about the fuckin dumbass neil
Thing1: I hate the fact that I have to agree with Aaron
Carebear: what has neil done
Queenofexy: what has neil not done
Njosten: Fuck you
Richaunt: im sorry neil but it is your turn
Cheifboyd: we have to
Captain: do we want to start with neil talking shit about riko on national television while he is being hunted by his serial killer dad
Frenchboy: Always a classic.
Frenchboy: Also Neil when you said that stuff at the banquet I was trying so hard not to laugh.
Njosten: Thank you.
Knifelesbain: Or what about Neil always saying that he is fine
Thing1: You are being banned you are not aloud to say that anymore
Njosten: That's not fair!
Proudgayuncle: you lost your rights I am sorry
Carebear: Neil you are amazing but you really do need to learn when you are hurt
Richaunt: this is true
Njosten: sigh
Thing 2: Can I ask you guys something?
Captain: sure
Thing 2: How did you guys know you weren’t straight
Richaunt: are you questioning
Thing 2: Yah.
Proudgayuncle: I realized that girls were physically just too soft for me. I just couldn’t find any attraction in myself to them.
Knifelesbain: A boy kissed me and I thought it was awful. A girl kissed me and I thought it was the best thing ever.
Captain: I started dancing with one of the girls at my strip club and I realized that I was turned on.
Frenchboy: Kevin kissed me (tragic story)
Queenofexy: I kissed Jean (tragic story)
Carebear: dreamed of a boy
Richaunt: Renee kissed me
Knifelesbain: You bet I did.
Cheifboyd: exy practic
Njosten: I don’t swing but if you need an answer then it is your brother kissed me.
Thing 2: Did not need that.
Captain: did you kiss someone
Knifelesbain: Is there something you want to tell us?
Thing 2: I think I am bisexual. No, I didn’t kiss anyone besides Katelyn. I am still with her and we are not going to break up. I just recently realized that there is this boy who I find attractive in a sexual way.
Proudgayuncle: I'm so proud
Proudgayuncle: I have one big happy gay family
Proudgayuncle: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Private chat with Proudgayuncle and Thing 2
Proudgayuncle: i am really happy for you
Thing 2: Thanks
Thing 2: That means a lot.
Thing 2: I sorry if I ever made you feel like you weren’t accepted by me.
Proudgayuncle: its ok
Thing 2: It’s not and I am sorry.
Proudgayuncle: I love you
Proudgayuncle: You know that right?
Thing 2: Yah
Thing 2: You too
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Knifelesbain: I’m so happy for you!!!
Richaunt: :) :) :)
Captain: I am so happy to be the captain of a gay team
Cheifboyd: If you ever need advice let me know
Carebear: we don’t know each other very will but I am also here for you
Frenchboy: Same.
Queenofexy: Good job
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Private chat with Thing 1 and Thing 2
Thing 1: So you are bisexual
Thing 2: Yah.
Thing 1: Ok
Thing 1: You’re ok
Thing 2: Thank you.
Thing 1: Do I know them?
Thing 2: Yes.
Thing 1: Ok
Thing 1: Tell me if anything goes wrong
Thing 2: I will
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Njosten: Aaron good job.
Thing 2: Thank you.
Thing 2: I still hate you though.
Njosten: Don’t worry the feeling is the same
Carebear: Why do you two hate each other so much
Carebear: You are pretty much family
Thing 2: Don’t remind me.
Thing 1: Aaron and I don’t like the people that the other dates
Proudgayuncle: andrew used to try and kill the people that aaron got with so this is progress
Captain: aaron did you date in high school?
Thing 1: No
Thing 2: I stopped trying.
Knifelesbain: But Andrew accepted Katelyn so things are better.
Thing 1: I still hate her
Richaunt: Why
Queenofexy: Andrew don’t answer that. No one needs the answer.
Njosten: Guys before you ask I am fine.
Captain: You are not aloud to say that
Thing 1: 340%
Njosten: I am fine though
Proudgayuncle: how are you hurt
Njosten: Why do you think I am hurt
Cheifboyd: WHO DARED TOUCH MY SON
Knifelesbain: Are you hurt physically or emotionally?
Queenofexy: Don’t fake injuries
Queenofexy: I told you this
Njosten: Physically
Thing1: Tell them I have knives
Captain: Tell them that there are a bunch of people who are ready to make there life a living hell
Richaunt: Tell them I will pay for private assassins
Njosten: I said I was fine.
Thing 2: Yah and we didn’t believe you
Frenchboy: Is there blood
Njosten: ummmmm
Njosten: Yah.
Proudgayuncle: What?!?!?!
Thing1: Is it yours
Njosten: I think
Cheifboyd: where is it coming from
Carebear: Where are you
Captain: Neil do we need to call 911
Njosten: I’m fine
Thing 2: Still don't believe you
Knifelesbain: Neil this is important where is the blood coming from
Njosten: The stab wound?
Richaunt: YOU WERE STABBED
Njosten: Most definitely
Captain: we are going to kill whoever did this
Frenchboy: I will fly from California to help.
Cheifboyd: Where is this guy
Carebear: where are you
Thing1: 350% junkie
Thing1: Tell us where the fuck you are
Thing 2: How much blood do you think you have lost
Njosten: I dont know
Njosten: everything is super blurry
Queenofexy: Neil where are you
Thing1: I will kill you myself
Proudgayuncle: OMG
Proudgayuncle: NEIL!!!!!
Knifelesbain: I know a lot about stab wounds and if everything is getting blurry than this is very bad.
Njosten: it's not new though
Richaunt: what do you mean it is not new
Captain: How long ago were you stabbed
Njosten: it’s not important
Njosten: I am fine
Queenofexy: No you are not
Cheifboyd: neil buddy tell us where you are
Knifelesbain: how old is the wound we need to know
Thing1: Tell them
Njosten: 3 hours maybe
Njosten: idk really know
Thing 2: How are you still awake?
Frenchboy: Where the fuck are you
Thing1: Abram where are you
Njosten: the exy court
Knifelesbain: we are on our way
Proudgayuncle: you will be ok
Thing 2: stay awake
Thing1: fuckin junkie