Chapter 3
Richaunt: girl scouts did not teach me how to deal with drunk emotionally unstable boys
Frenchboy: What’s girl scouts?
Carebear: whos drunk
Captain: get your french ass out of here
Captain: girl scouts is this club thing of rich american girls so they learn how to good members of society
Richaunt: pretty much
Frenchboy: why?
Richaunt: because
Knifelesbain: The monsters and Matt went out for a boys night and now they are all completely wasted
Proudgayuncle: I WANT TO GROW SHREK EARS
Cheifboyd: NO I WANT TO BE THE DONKEY
Njosten: WHATS SHREK
Thing1: I HATE YOU
Thing2: I HATE HIM TOO
Queenofexy: DOES SHREK PLAY EXY
Frenchboy: HAHAHA
Richaunt: help
Captain: kevin really has a one track mind
Thing1: you bring up exy again and i will smother you to death with a raquet
Carebear: does andrew realize you can’t smother someone with a raquet
Thing2: TRY ME
Thing2: oh wait fuck im aaron
Captain: he is really going to hate himself tomorrow
Thing1: YAH BITCH IM ANDREW
Thing1: i will come beat your sunshine fuckin ass
Frenchboy: I really wish I there right now
Carebear: are you not going to defend me :(
Frenchboy: i love you but this is too funny
Knifelesbain: Aaron please don’t kiss neil
Richaunt: PLEASE DO
Richaunt: I BEG YOU
Richaunt: KISS NEIL
Proudgayuncle: since when did kevin like exy? i never knew this
Frenchboy: Forever
Richaunt: i have decided that kevin was born with a exy raquet
Frenchboy: honestly probably
Knifelesbain: Nicky Kevin has always loved exy you are just very drunk
Proudgayuncle: ME
Proudgayuncle: NO
Proudgayuncle: IM AM NOT DRUNK
Proudgayuncle: NO
Captain: i am actully so excited for practice at 6 am tomorrow
Knifelesbain: try not to kill them
Richaunt: PLEASE DO
Richaunt: besides matt he can live
Carebear: how did they even get this drunk on a wednesday
Frenchboy: Kevin has the amazing ability to always find alcohol and get drunk
Frenchboy: Just lock him in his bedroom and ignore him till he is sober. That is what I used to do.
Captain: mood
Knifelesbain: Sadly he does not have his own room.
Njosten: Guys!
Njosten: did you know there is a show about VAMPIRES and DAIRIES
Cheifboyd: kevin is making us watch it and it is amazing
Queenofexy: it is great
Knifelesbain: I really don’t think I want to know
Captain: matt we are watching it together
Captain: promise me this
Captain: MATTHEW DONAVON BOYD PROMIES
Cheifboyd: yes i promise
Cheifboyd: i love this too much too stop
Richaunt: woooooooooo
Richaunt: neil I need to know stefan or damon
Knifelesbain: STEFAN
Richaunt: NO DAMON
Queenofexy: DAMON IS HOTTER
Frenchboy: NOOOOOO
Frenchboy: I beg you do not bring back Kevin's vampire diaries faze.
Captain: HE HAD ONE??????
Carebear: i need to know about this
Richaunt: for once in my life I agree with kevin
Richaunt: what is happening
Proudgayuncle: YOU ARE DYING
Proudgayuncle: like my soul
Knifelesbain: Nicky water
Knifelesbain: Lot’s of water
Richaunt: how much did you guys even drink
Njosten: ALL
Thing2: For once Neil is right.
Proudgayuncle: everything we could get our hands on
Thing1: help
Thing1: neil got a cat
Carebear: PICTURE
Thing1: imageattachment.jpg
Knifelesbain: It’s so cute
Richaunt: i will take it
Knifelesbain: Allie and I will take it!
Richaunt: Lesbian cat moms!!!!!!!
Knifelesbain: Yesssss.
Thing2: kill it
Thing2: and him
Captain: i see that you guys are starting to crash
Thing1: They’re not aaron and I just have higher tolerances
Richaunt: and that on ex aditics
Richaunt: what’s the cats name
Thing1: It doesn’t deserve one
Proudgayuncle: King Fluffkins!!!!!!!!!!
Thing1: No
Richaunt: YES
Captain: I APPROVE
Knifelesbain: It can be the new team mascot!
Queenofexy: No
Frenchboy: I am not even on your team but I have to vote no.
Thing2: No
Proudgayuncle: aaron said no so we have to say yes!
Frenchboy: Kevin I am sorry for you.
Queenofexy: Thank you
Carebear: thats so cure
Cheifboyd: Honey we are naming our first kid neil!!!!!!!!!
Captain: no
Queenofexy: no
Knifelesbain: I don't think that is a good idea.
Thing1: I am not dating someone with the same name as the kid of people I hate
Carebear: i feel like andrew takes every chance to say that he hates you guys
Thing2: Pretty much
Njosten: I grant matt the permiose to name his kid after me
Thing1: No you don’t
Njosten: you can’t stop me
Njosten: I AM UNSTOPPABLE
Thing1: I could just push you off the roof
Cheifboyd: NOT MY SONG
Cheifboyd: SON
Captain: yes honey neil is your song
Richaunt: hahahahaha
Knifelesbain: What song is he?
Proudgayuncle: THE GAYS ARE TAKING OVER
Carebear: YESSSSSSS
Knifelesbain: Lesbain for life.
Captain: is aaron the only straight one here
Thing1: That's because he sucks
Thing2: Fuck you
Thing1: thats incested
Thing 2 left the chat
Proudgayuncle added Thing 2 back
Cheifboyd: you are telling me that you have never thought that a guy was hot
Thing 2: Yes
Thing1: Lies
Richaunt: no one is 100% straight
Thing 2: I have a boyfriend
Thing 2: GIRLFRIEND
Thing 2: GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!
Captain: HAHAHAHAHA
Queenofexy: Whos this boy
Proudgayuncle: aaron I thought i was your cousin you need to tell me these things
Thing1: Who do I need to kill
Njosten: I will help
Thing 2: Why are you here
Njosten: I just don’t like you
Frenchboy: Aaron there is nothing to be ashamed of. You just need to accept yourself.
Knifelesbain: It is very true.
Richaunt: frenchy I love you
Frenchboy: I hate you for that, but thank you.
Thing 2: I will kill all of you
Carebear: there is no need for violence
Captain: and this is why you are not a fox
Cheifboyd: back to aaron for a second are you sure there is nothing we need to know
Thing 2: YES
Richaunt: aren’t you like kinda homophobic
Thing 2: No.
Thing1: Yes
Proudgayuncle: you hate both me and andrews relationships
Thing 2: That’s because I hate the people that you are dating.
Njosten: I hate you too
Richaunt: BONDING
Thing 2: NO
Njosten: NO
Knifelesbain: How do you hate Erik? He is so nice.
Proudgayuncle: thank you renee
Knifelesbain: :)
Queenofexy: Even I like him
Proudgayuncle: *nicky fainted from shock*
Thing 2: I don’t like anyone.
Cheifboyd: expect kateylan
Richaunt: no anymore though ;)
Knifelesbain: Guys I don't think that Aaron has a boyfriend.
Captain: no just some one he is interested in
Proudgayuncle: it is ok we wont judge you
Thing 2 left the chat
Richaunt added Thing 2 back
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Private chat with Thing 1 and Thing 2
Thing1: Are you interested in someone?
Thing 2: Like you care
Thing 2: You just want to find someone else I care about and hurt them
Thing1: No
Thing 2: What do you care about me now
Thing1: I said I would protect you from girls does it also need to be from boys?
Thing 2: Fuck off
Thing 2: Do you not like being the only gay twin
Thing1: Your not gay
Thing 2: Finally something we can agree on.
Thing1: If you liked boys then you would be bi
Thing 2: Is this your way of saying that you would accept me?
Thing1: I have no room to judge
Thing 2: I wasn’t kidding earlier, you do know that I am ok with your sexuality right?
Thing1: Yah
Thing1: Now is there something I need to know
Thing 2: I don’t know.
Thing 2: Maybe but not yet
Thing1: Ok
Thing1: Let me know.
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Captain: aaron you know that we wouldn’t actually judge you
Knifelesbain: We are your teammates
Cheifboyd: we will support you
Proudgayuncle: I will be there no matter what
Queenofexy: Yah
Carebear: jean and i live across the country but we will be there for you
Njosten: I still hate you but yah
Thing 2: Thanks guys.
Richaunt: unless it is someone bad
Captain: then it is our job to let you know
Thing1: And kill them
Knifelesbain: :)