Chapter 2
Richaunt: I JUST FOUND THE BEST THING EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Richaunt: People made bets about all of our sexualities plus jean, jeremy, and sadly riko
Chiefboyd: is dead in a ditch a sexuality?
Knifelesbian added Frenchboy and Carebear
Frenchboy: What are we doing here
Carebear: hello everyone!
proudgayuncle: read them outttttttt
proundgayuncle: also if they say i straight i will be deeply offended
Richaunt: I found online bets on everyone sexuality
Richaunt: give a smile if you are here
Knifelesbain: :)
Carebear: :)
Njosten: :)
Thing1: :(
Thing2: :(
Queenofexy: :)
Proudgayuncle: :)
Captain: :)
Cheifboyd: :)
Frenchboy: :) (jeremy is forcing me to be here)
Thing1: Same but neil
Carebear: your andrew right?
Thing1: Sadly
Proudgayunlce: awwwwww you love us
Thing1: No
Captain: before andrew stabs nicky lets get started
Richaunt: number 1 KEVIN
Queenofexy: No
Captain: any bets on what the media thinks
Thing2: straight
Proudgayuncle: the media never thinks anyone is straight
Cheifboyd: I am betting on gay with a relationship with riko
Queenofexy: NO
Frenchboy: NO
Njosten: NO
Thing1: no
Richaunt: that would be a win for MATT
Queenofexy: Please I beg you no
Queenofexy: They thought I was with RIKO
Queenofexy: I CANT
Thing2: Kevin is going to go get drunk
Knifelesbain: kevin are you ok?
Queenofexy: NO
Captain: wait kevin! what is you sexuality we need to know how right they are
Queenofexy: im straight
Frenchboy: No you are not.
Richaunt: OMG
Proudgayuncle: DRAMA
Cheifboyd: what do mean he is not straight
Frenchboy: I mean he likes to kiss boys.
Queenofexy: No I do not
Carebear: Honey what are you talking about
Proudgayuncle: Kevin ‘it would be better if he stayed heterosexual’ Day
Frenchboy: Did he say that?
Njosten: Yah, to me on my first day.
Thing1: Step away Kevin
Frenchboy: That’s bullshit.
Frenchboy: Kevin when did you become a lair?
Queenofexy: shut the fuck up jean
Knifelesbain: Jean I think it is time that you explain
Thing2: Please don’t, I don’t want to know.
Richaunt: ignore Aaron start talking
Captain: everyone else needs to know
Carebear: did you see him kiss a boy
Frenchboy: He kissed me.
Proudgayuncle: WHAT
Richaunt: OMG
Cheifboyd: DRAMA
Carebear: HONEY!!!!!
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Private Chat - Carebear and Frenchboy
Carebear: You kissed kevin!?!?!?!
Frenchboy: Are you mad?
Carebear: No.
Frenchboy: Yes you are, you don’t use grammar in text.
Carebear: I’m not mad.
Frenchboy: Oh my god
Frenchboy: Jeremy
Frenchboy: You are jealous.
Carebear: :(
Frenchboy: YOUR JEALOUS OF KEVIN!!!!!
Frenchboy: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Carebear: sush
Frenchboy: This is the best thing ever!
Carebear: i don’t like you
Frenchboy: you like everyone and love me
Frenchboy: You don’t need to worry mon amour
Carebear: :)
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Njosten: Oh yah I knew that.
Thing1: When I was trying to keep you alive these are the things that would have been useful to know
Queenofexy has left the chat
Richaunt added Queenofexy back
Richaunt: You are not going anywhere.
Proudgayuncle: Frenchboy start explaining
Queenofexy: je te tuerai
Frenchboy: J'aimerais te voir essayer
Captain: NEIL TRANSLATE
Njosten: Kevin threatened Jean. Jean said try me.
Richaunt: JEAN EXPLAIN
Queenofexy: NO
Frenchboy: I took enough beatings for you let me have my fun
Cheifboyd: Damn kevin he got you
Frenchboy: Ok is everyone ready?
Thing2: At this point even I want to know
Richaunt: OMG
Richaunt: even aaron cares
Proudgayuncle: start talking it is killing meeeeeeee
Frenchboy: Lets flash back to Kevin Day in 7th grade
Cheifboyd: 7TH GRADE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thing1: Everyone shut up and let the tortured french kid tell the fuckin story
Carebear: HEY!
Carebear: Leave him alone.
Cheifboyd: OMG
Captain: Jeremy mad!
Knifelesbain: Andrew is right guys let Jean tell his story.
Frenchboy: Thank you Renee.
Frenchboy: This was the first night that Kevin ever got drunk.
Proudgayuncle: this is going to be good
Captain: first of many
Queenofexy has left the chat
Frenchboy added Queenofexy back
Frenchboy: Kevin stay. I need to tell the story.
Queenofexy: Fuck you
Frenchboy: Anyways… So Kevin was drunk out of his mind and I am just sitting there laughing and then this kid walks over and kisses me.
Captain: KEVIN
Njosten: He sounds like Andrew in that situation
Thing1: I take deep offense to that
Thing2: I did not need to know that
Proudgayuncle: you go kevin
Proudgayuncle: I am so proud
Queenofexy: I would like all of you to know how much i hate you
Richaunt: we would like you to know that we do not care
Knifelesbain: Kevin I didn’t know you had it in you
Njosten: haha
Njosten: That is what you get Kevin.
Thing1: If you couldn’t tell Neil is still mad about the drills Kevin made him do
Queenofexy: They were good drills!
Njosten: NO
Cheifboyd: kevin i am sorry but this is the best thing we have ever heard
Captain: Jean I will forever love you
Frenchboy: Love you too, but the story is not over.
Knifelesbain: YAY
Richaunt: YESSSSSSSSS
Queenofexy: NOOOOOOOOO
Queenofexy: Jean I am begging you if we were ever friends you will not tell the next part.
Queenofexy: Please
Cheifboyd: TELL US
Thing2: Kevin why?
Captain: even aaron is disappointed in you
Thing2: I am always disappointed in all of you
Richaunt: fuck you
Thing1: I already almost killed you once
Carebear: you are kidding right?
Richaunt: nope
Njosten: No
Thing2: No
Proudgayuncle: sadly no
Queenofexy: No
Captain: yah no
Cheifboyd: no
Knifelesbain: He almost killed her after she slapped Aaron.
Thing1: I don’t do regrets or apologies
Carebear: ok…
Captain: let’s back to the story we don’t need anyone confessing murder
Frenchboy: So I kissed him back because 7th grade me was bored and had never kissed anyone.
Carebear: KEVIN WAS YOUR FIRST KISS
Frenchboy: Yes, sorry honey. We all do things we are not proud of.
Captain: DAMN
Richaunt: KEVIN HE CALLED YOU OUT
Queenofexy has left the chat
Cheifboyd added Queenofexy back
Cheifboyd: is kevin a good kisser?
Queenofexy: FUCK YOU
Queenofexy: Just let me leave
Thing1: No.
Proudgayuncle: EVEN ANDREW CARES
Thing1: I don’t care about anything
Carebear: except neil :)
Captain: damn jeremy
Carebear: i am in california he can’t kill me
Thing1: want to bet
Thing2: want to bet
Njosten: He cares about me, don't worry.
Thing1: I hate you
Njosten: I know
Frenchboy: No he is not a good kisser.
Proudgayuncle: HAHA
Proudgayuncle: THANK YOU
Proudgayuncle: erik owns me $200
Carebear: do you guys bet on everything?
Captain: yes
Richaunt: yes
Cheifboyd: yes
Knifelesbain: yes
Proudgayuncle: yes
Frenchboy: Final bit, Ok so after that Kevin asked me out and said No.
Captain: OMG
Cheifboyd: YESSSSS
Richaunt: you go jean
Proudgayuncle: REJECTED
Njosten: I would think by now Kevin would be used to rejection.
Cearbear: NEIL
Cheifboyd: MY SON
Cheifboyd: I LOVE YOU
Thing2: Kevin is passed out drunk.