Mike
After being tucked in and having the lights turned off his mom appeared in the doorway went over to him, felt his forehead and said “Are you doing ok Mike?”
“Not *cough* really.”
“I see. Would you like me to get you your food and bring it here? Or would you like some soup?”
“Could I have some soup please?”
“Of course you can, I will be back up in a few minutes ok?”
“Ok momma… Why was Father so upset today?” Mike asked
“I’m not sure I can ask him if you want.”
“Ok momma.” Mike said curling into his blankets
“I'll be right back after I’m done cooking.” Nina said kissing her son’s head
Mike then heard the doorbell ring and tried to get up to run to the door only to be stopped by Nina.
‘Curse you not letting me see who it is mother.’ Mike thought
“You stay here kiddo I’m expecting someone today anyway.” Ninna said, patting his head.
“But I wanna see who it is.”
“You’ll see them soon enough kiddo.”
“But I want to see them now!”
Nina pat her son’s head and walked out
“Hfuff.”
After a few minutes a hyper child walked into his room. He looked like he had the face of ‘I will cause as much chaos as I can!’ But that’s supposed to be Mike’s job. He wouldn’t let this seven year old kid best him.
“What's your name shortie?” Mike asked
“I’m wywie.” The kid said
“I see i’m Mike. Who are your parents.”
“Mr wywan and Mr Hespew.”
“I see. You don’t look like them.” Mike said poking the child in the stomach.
The child giggled before saying “I’m adopted!” very cheerily
“I see. How is that going?”
“It’s fun! Mr Hespew gibes me candy!”
“I see. How much sugar have you had?”
“I dunno!”
“Ok let's try this how many pieces of candy have you had?”
“Mr Wywan says tat i’be had 35 pieces of candy!”
‘I can beat a kid that’s had 35 pieces of candy. I’ll show him who the superior chaos kid is.’ Mike thought
“Alright
Turns out he failed. Miserably within the first five seconds of getting bored he started being annoying. Then it gets worse. He tapped him to the wall after saying
‘biba wa webowution!’ Then he started telling me about all the chaotic moments he’s had at his house. Mike admitted defeat. This kid is more chaotic and somehow strong enough to pick him up. Oh and he tapped Mike’s mouth shut so he couldn’t call for the parents.
Eventually Nina returned to witness this scene. After laughing for ten minutes she ordered the child to let Mike down
“Aw but I don’t want to! It’s fun to see him up thewe!” The child said while pumping his arms in victory- hold up he just started to flip all of the furniture in the room while evilly laughing.
Nina sighed again then mumbled “I’m never babysitting for jesper and wylan again.”
“He said Mr. Jesper gave him 35 candies. 35!” Mike said
“And he gave him to me!” Nina screeched
“Dad said I couwd cause chaos outside of youw house wit a buddy but it wooks wike he was unable to.” Wylie said as he was debating whether he should bring a lighter out he stole from Wylan.
“Bring him down or I'm calling your parents.”
“Awight fine.” He says as he pulls out the lighter to burn the tape.
“Hey no put the lighter down!” Nina said already on the phone with Jesper.
“Why? Tis wiw get him down quickwy.” Wylie said
“It’ll burn him honey.”
“What does buwn mean?”
“It will hurt him really bad.”
“Oh sowwy.” He says as he puts the lighter away then starts removing the tape freeing his mouth last and making him hang upside down only the tape stopping him from falling.
“It’s alright kiddo.” Nina said putting her phone away
“So what awe you cooking? And why was tewew a twaash hunter in youw kitchen?”
“Oh my other child kidnapped it outside.”
“Why wouwd he kidnap te poow cweatuwe?”
“It was running into the glass and they wanted to put the poor thing out of its misery.”
“Why'd you caw him a they?”
“That’s what they preferred to be called little one.”
“Why do tey pwefew to be cawed something tat sounds wike an inanimate object?”
“because there is a thing called non binary. nonbinary means you dont feel like your a male or a female so you feel comfortale being in the middle and being called they them