The One Minute Rule

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
F/F
M/M
Multi
G
The One Minute Rule
Characters
Regulus Black/James Potter, Regulus Black, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Lily Evans Potter, Mary Macdonald (Harry Potter), Marlene McKinnon, Severus Snape, Dorcas Meadowes, Marlene McKinnon/Dorcas Meadowes, Evan Rosier, Barty Crouch Jr., Pandora Lovegood, Barty Crouch Jr./Evan Rosier
Tags
Fluff Flirting Friends to Lovers Love Confessions Other Additional Tags to Be Added Idiots in Love Light Angst Misunderstandings Jealousy Happy Ending Marauders Era (Harry Potter) wolfstar dorlene Alternate Universe - No Voldemort Valentine's Day Fake/Pretend Relationship Jegulus Rosekiller Background Relationships Mostly Fluff Amortentia Potion (Harry Potter) regulus is a menace Simp James Potter Simp Sirius Black getting drunk Sirius is a good big brother everyone loves remus especially sirius but he is stupid not really angst but there's conflict house tie swap
Summary
James wants Regulus to help him win a bet by pretending to be his boyfriend. The closer it gets to Valentine's Day, the less sure he is that it was all fake. But what if James is just an ordinary fool and Regulus is simply a really good actor and a particularly mean brother?orwhere Regulus learns that love is not as red as blazing blood, but more like daylight gold.
Note
alrighty!! sobefore proceeding, I want to point out a few things:— english is not my first language and i've definitely made some mistakes, sorry!— they will joke and talk a lot about shagging and stuff— and they'll drink alcohol too.— at some point I will describe a certain scene of physical violence in detail (of course I will give a warning before such a chapter)— no voldemort, no war, no death eaters, lots of gay people. everywhere.— i write all the chapters in the middle of the night. seriously. it's 3 am now.

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