The Ministry of Magic (Harry Potter) is Terrible FanFiction

Plot Bunnies and (rarely) One Shots

Plot Bunnies and (rarely) One Shots

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Updated
22.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Marvel Cinematic Universe Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types
Characters
Original Male Character(s), Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Bill Weasley, Petunia Evans Dursley, Dudley Dursley, Vernon Dursley, Charlie Weasley, Danny Fenton, Slytherins - Character
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Hurt/Comfort Found Family Alternate Universe - Pokemon Fusion Abusive Dursley Family (Harry Potter) Slytherin Harry Potter Pureblood Culture (Harry Potter) Pureblood Politics (Harry Potter) Dimension Travel Crossovers & Fandom Fusions Manipulative Albus Dumbledore League of Villains as Family (My Hero Academia) because I said so
So, uh.Stuff happened, and I haven't posted in a while...And I have idea I can't fit into a full work...Enjoy?Each story is numbered for my convenience more than yours while writing/reading/editing. Ignore this is you want.
Run, Boy Run

Run, Boy Run

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Updated
22.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley, Luna Lovegood & Harry Potter, Harry Potter/Fred Weasley/George Weasley
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Child Neglect James Potter Lives Lily Evans Potter Lives Harry Potter is Not the Boy-Who-Lived Knockturn Alley The Ministry of Magic (Harry Potter) is Terrible
Harry Potter, at age four, was sent to live with his muggle aunt and uncle by his parents after learning that he had no magic.At the age of eleven, he excelled in his schooling, but was never allowed to show it.But at the age of sixteen, someone show...
Mos Maiorum

Mos Maiorum

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Other
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Updated
22.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Bill Weasley, George Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley, Teddy Lupin
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Slow Burn BAMF Harry Potter Not Beta Read Post-War Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE Dark Magic Past Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley Minor Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley Harry Potter Raises Teddy Lupin Rebuilding Eventual Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter Political
A month after the war, Harry finds himself attempting to raise a baby and fix the wizarding world, when all he really wants to do is be a normal teenager. Perhaps with a little bit of help, he can do all three.All is not well, but maybe one day it ca...
Dragonology And Vikings

Dragonology And Vikings

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Updated
23.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III & Toothless, Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III, Toothless (How to Train Your Dragon), Harry Potter, Other Relationship Tags to Be Added, Sirius Black, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Dolores Umbridge,
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Other Additional Tags to Be Added How Do I Tag Author Is Sleep Deprived Timeline What Timeline Dolores Umbridge Being an Asshole Order of the Phoenix (Harry Potter) Dolores Umbridge is Her Own Warning The Ministry of Magic (Harry Potter) is Terrible Hiccup becomes a Hogwarts professor BAMF Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III Harry is suspicious Umbridge more like Umbitch
Toothless set down gently on the cobblestone, form casting a shadow across the ground. Under his helmet Hiccup smirked at the crowded professors varying expressions. Some were of awe, some hesitant, others fear or disgust.Typical, Hiccup could work w...
with wings of water, rise, great avenger.

with wings of water, rise, great avenger.

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23.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Haikyuu!!
Characters
Akaashi Keiji/Bokuto Koutarou, Akaashi Keiji, Bokuto Koutarou, Kuroo Tetsurou
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Angst Hurt/Comfort Emotional Hurt/Comfort Angst and Hurt/Comfort Fix-It Hurt Fix-It of Sorts Angst and Feels Crying Angst and Romance Healing Alternate Universe - Harry Potter Setting
“Akaashi Keiji is set to be euthanized,” Kuroo murmured, “if no one can fix him.” “Kuroo, don’t—” “And you’re the only one who can do that.” And so, Bokuto found himself, standing outside a barred, guarded room with trembling fingers and...
Being Different Year 5- Inquisitors and Insurrections

Being Different Year 5- Inquisitors and Insurrections

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Updated
23.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Dolores Umbridge, Ravenclaw Students, Hermione Granger/Harry Potter/Ron Weasley, Remus Lupin/Nymphadora Tonks, Irwin Scamander, Anne Potter/ Irwin Scamander, Anne Potter
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Autism Book 5: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Umbitch - Freeform The Ministry of Magic (Harry Potter) is Terrible Asperger Syndrome
The ministry are determined on ruining Harry and Anne's lives. Voldemort and his cronies are still trying to kill them. And oh yeah OWL's are a thing.
Ouroboros

Ouroboros

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Updated
23.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy, Neville Longbottom, Albus Dumbledore, Diary Tom Riddle, Voldemort (Harry Potter), Theodore Nott, Marcus Flint, Nagini (Harry Potter), Oliver Rivers, Megan Jones (Harry Potter)
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Albus Dumbledore Bashing Slytherin Harry Potter Eventual Harry Potter/Tom Riddle Time Travel Fix-It Master of Death Harry Potter Sassy Harry Potter Sane Tom Riddle Young Tom Riddle No Horcruxes Human Nagini (Harry Potter) The Ministry of Magic (Harry Potter) is Terrible
Harry dies at the Hogwarts battle and gets reborn with Tom Riddle and Nagini. Essentially just them fucking with Dumbledore('s plans)
Bred to Die, Fought to Live

Bred to Die, Fought to Live

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24.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Minor or Background Relationship(s)
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Angst Angst with a Happy Ending Implied/Referenced Torture BAMF Hermione Granger Post-Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Good Draco Malfoy POV Alternating POV Draco Malfoy POV Harry Potter fluff at the end Ron Weasley is a Good Friend Drarry
"It was hard, being a spy at 15, but it's harder knowing you'll have to be one your whole life"In which Draco was a spy for the Light, for this war, and unfortunately, for any more to come.He was bred to spy, to die. To stay in the dark, even though...
On the Precipice

On the Precipice

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Updated
25.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, Theodore Nott, Rodolphus Lestrange, Rabastan Lestrange, Nott Sr. (Harry Potter), Crabbe Sr. (Harry Potter)
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Mpreg Violence Mental Health Issues Attempted Rape/Non-Con Magically Powerful Harry Potter Unplanned Pregnancy Book 6: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Non-Consensual Body Modification Morally Grey Harry Potter Wandless Magic Harry Potter in Azkaban Dementors
Under criticism from the public, the ministry wants to show they’re cracking down on crime. So, they send Harry to Azkaban for casting an unforgivable on Bellatrix in their entryway. In a cell surrounded by Death Eaters, dementors stopping by to watc...
(Some) Question My Sanity

(Some) Question My Sanity

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G
Updated
25.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Neville Longbottom, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Tom Riddle, Blaise Zabini, Pomona Sprout, Theodore Nott,
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Betrayal Revenge Magic Acting Murder Torture Fear Self-Harm Miscommunication Bigotry & Prejudice Politics Hurt
(The events of second year and third year are reversed, and Lockhart's first dueling club meeting is September 30th.)"Let's go," he said. "It'll be fun!" he said. Yeah, right, fun. Being bullied and picked on and sneered at was not what Harry would c...