inappropriate use of coconuts FanFiction

How to Lose a Potions Professor in Ten Days

How to Lose a Potions Professor in Ten Days

Multi
G
Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Severus Snape, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Molly Weasley, Albus Dumbledore, Gilderoy Lockhart, Sybill Trelawney
Tags
Crack Humor Implied Sexual Content Not Beta Read The Author Regrets Everything Albus Dumbledore Bashing The Author Regrets Nothing Manipulative Albus Dumbledore Non-Graphic Smut Parody Nonsense thank you
I've been re-listening to Fanatical Fics and Where to Find Them and this absolute nonsense crack fic is the result. There would have been pixie sticks involved in the writing but I am an adult and my constitution simply cannot. Rated t for teen for n...