They're toddlers you savages ! FanFiction

I'll do it for a book.

I'll do it for a book.

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Updated
15.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Original Characters, Harry Potter, Albus Dumbledore, Voldemort (Harry Potter), Theodore Nott, Daphne Greengrass, Weasley Family (Harry Potter), Malfoy Family (Harry Potter), They're toddlers you savages !
Tags
Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Family Fluff Original Character(s) Self-Insert Crack Treated Seriously Original Character-centric Canon Rewrite Worldbuilding I'm Bad At Summaries Not A Fix-It Madness Dark Crack
Mandrake Greengrass, twin of Daphne Greengrass, would argue he shouldn't be here and would be correct. He'll admit he is not thrilled by the prospect of war and school rigidity. He should maybe be concerned by the fact that knowledge isn't memories,...