Clean it yourself- Stucky.
So here’s the thing, Bucky really isn’t sure if Steve knows just how filthy the top of his fridge is. No seriously, it’s bad. The fridge itself is white all over except for the top. Which is… an amazingly disgusting mixture of grey/brown/… green? Bucky is pretty sure that there really isn’t a colour gross enough to properly describe what he’s seeing. It wouldn’t be so bad if it looked like it kept getting worse every time he was over - which is getting to be quite often if he’s being honest - and if he didn’t have to look at it everytime he went to grab beers for them (which is all the fucking time because Steve is such lazy little shit whenever he can get away with it). But he knows that if he says anything Steve will… well he’s not sure what Steve will do exactly but he knows it won’t be pretty. So just before he leaves (yes he knows how fucking cowardly it is but come on! He knows when it’s better to run) he writes out a quick note and sticks on the fridge.
Babe,
The top of the fridge is really gross. Just saying.
When Steve says nothing for a couple of days, Bucky assumes that everything is okay and takes him up on the offer to back over that weekend. Except when he goes to grab the beer’s before the game starts he sees that the top of the fridge is still disgusting and that the note is still on the fridge. Only… when he looks a little closer, he sees that it’s not his writing on the note.
Doll,
Cleaning stuff is under the sink. Do it yourself you fucking giant.