choking hazards (Jack and Brock)
After completely wrecking the all the other players, Jack sits back, and rolls his shoulders, trying to move the muscles that seized up while he was playing. When he notices that he’s received a message from one of the other players in the match he was just in.
Opening up the menu on his screen, he scrolls over to his messages box and opens the up the message from ‘xCrossbones69x’. It simply reads:
“plz suck my dick”.
Now normally Jack couldn’t be bothered to reply to something like this, shit talking sore losers isn’t normally his thing but he’s pretty sure he recognises the screen name from the last time he went over to Brock’s house. Jack smirks a little and composes a new message to reply back. Thinking on it for a moment, he decides on what he’s going to say and then starts moving the cursor over the on screen keyboard. the reply back is simple and reads:
‘NO. Thanks for the offer and I’ll admit, for a moment I was tempted because you asked so nicely(it’s not often that anyone remembers their manners anymore) But honestly I just don’t feel like it.’
And after a few minutes of contemplation he titles it as ‘small things are choking hazards’