I needddddddd iiiiiiottttt naaaooooowww booooiiiii
Why isn't there a PLATONIC fan fiction where Dan and Phil get a new roomate that's PLOT TWIST the fuckin reader????
Less PHAN!!!! MORE BROMANCE! I AM A LITERAL WHORE FOIR BROMANCE!!!!
I NEED THE FRIENDSHIT FEELS!!
(#not a typo)
DOES NO ONE REMEMBER THE TRADGEDY OF 2012???!!!!?
LEAVE THE POOR CHILDREN ALONE?!!!!!
THEY ARE ONLY IN A RELATIONSHIP IF THEY SAY SO!!!!
SHIP WHOEVER YOU WANT, BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, LET THEM LIVE THEIR LIVES WITHOUT TOXIC LEVELS OF YOUR PHAN STUFFF!!!!!!
(Note: I am at least 69% on the PHAN trash truck/bandwagon, but nvm that...)
p.s. they may be cute AF as a hypothetical couple, but you still love them the way they are now - a not couple - don't you?
Just please don't push something they don't want on them.
Love youse goiyse!
p.p.p.p.s.s.s.s.s. somebody has to write more platonic stuff with them. I want to be able to have a constant stream of cute BROMANCE even when I'm out of videos to watch
THANK