Androids and Babies do NOT Compute...
“Vis? You okay?”
Watching, his eyebrows raised in curiosity, Tony could barely contain his laughter as the android continued to rock the screaming infant in his arms whilst his head frantically spun from the child to the three books floating at eye-level around him.
“I do not understand” Jarvis’ voice replied, his tone distressed; “I have fed him, helped him to pass wind, checked his diaper, spoken to him in low, calming tones and yet he... well... he continues to wail” he declared, his humanoid eyes wide with concern.
“Oh yeah? You do all that?” the omega asked whilst trying (and failing) to keep the mirth from his tone.
“Yes, yes I have done it all... I have even sung to him” he explained, his usual state of composed repose melting with every warbling note that Steve’s powerful lungs could produce; “I do not... why is he still so distressed? I...”
“Vis” Tony interrupted, a chuckle finally escaping him as he approached; “welcome to the joys of re-raising Steve.”