How To Deal With Smol Avengers (Rhodes and Vision got this down)
Thor came the next day and is now looking for a cure. (mind you, he sucks at magic, that's Loki's job) He had taken Loki with him to the Lady Jane's apartment and was currently working on it there.
Bruce had followed along to see if he could help. (Even though he's a science guy)
Natasha and Maria had come to save them from Fury who had taken it upon himself to make sure they were constantly working.
So basically Clint and Bucky were in Stark Tower (Avengers Tower I mean, my bad) with their tiny Tony and Steve was trying to deal with his small Sam. Tony was currently playing hide and seek and Bucky already found Clint, but oddly enough. Couldn't. Find. TONY. I know right? Major assassin along with a super spy couldn't find a 4 year old Tony. (The world is ending guys)
"Okay Tony you win!" Clint called, looking around the living-room. Bucky was searching their bedroom. "If you're on another floor that's cheating Tony!" Bucky called out. They duo kept looking in every possible spot a 4 year old could hide. BIG mistake, for everyone knows a tiny Tony does not mean he is any less Tony like. (lol great explanation)
They really should'a looked up when they heard the door open. Clint and Bucky were looking around muttering to themselves when suddenly a hand tapped Clint's shoulder. Clint whirled around and threw a punch at his tapper. Said tapper caught the punch and whispered "What are you looking for?" Clint finally registered who was speaking and saw that Rhodes had come back a week early. "Oh, hey man" he whispered back. Bucky then came over and said "I cant find him." "Find who?" Rhodes asked. "Tony" they both replied.
Rhodes thought for a moment, then it seemed to click. "That's why Vision flew ahead" he chuckled. Standing up fully he cupped his hands like a megaphone and called, "Guess who Tonio!"
"I dun wike dat name platypus!" cried an (pretend) angry voice from the ceiling.
They all looked up and Vision sighed, "I told you we needed to be quiet" and Tony giggled. "Sowwy Javis"
They looked at one another as Vision brought down their Tiny Tony. "Platypus!" Tony squealed and startled Vision as he launched himself at an expectant Rhodey. "Hey Tones, wassup?" Rhodey asked seemingly unfazed by his friend's sudden small size. Tony just snuggled closer to Rhodey and attempted to wrap his arms around him (failing cuz he got tiny lil arms) Bucky and Clint greeted Vision before flopping down onto the couch with the biggest sigh. "What seems to be troubling you?" Vision asked the two men. "Kids. Are. TIRING!" They groaned and caused Rhodey and Vision to chuckle. "No, really! You should see Cap try to wrangle Sam to bed!" Clint pointed out. "It was hilarious though" Bucky added with a smirk. Just as Vision was about to reply, the door opened and in came a speeding Sam followed by an exhausted Steve. "TOOOONEEEESYYYYYYYY" Sam yelled as he charged over to Rhodey. When Sam stopped and looked at who was holding Tony he stood straight and saluted the Colonel. Chuckling, Rhodey saluted back.
"Help" Steve mouthed and Clint just shrugged while Bucky smirked.
"Hello Colonel, Vision" Steve greeted, flopping down on the couch with them. "Captain" Rhodey replied. Vision was a bit preoccupied since Sam had decided to climb Vision's cape Koala style (again).
"Ah, yes greetings Captain" he replied when he had successfully extracted Sam from his cape. When the two held the now silent children Rogers, Barnes, and Barton all got up and slowly snuck around them. When the children didn't notice the trio took the opportunity and sprinted out of the room. Before it closed they all yelled something at Vision and Rhodes.
"Watch them for us!"
"Good Luck!"
"Thank you! We need sleep!"
Baffled, Rhodey turned to Vision.
What's going to happen?