Rhodey and Vision are magic (no seriously they are)
Rhodey and Vision were confused, but oddly, didn't seem to mind. Tony and Sam looked around for their boyfriends and were shocked to see them gone. "Where Stebe?" Sam asked. (Vision is holding him by his ankle and Sam is pulling a ninja pose upside down)
"Uh...well" Rhodey began
"I think it would be unwise to inform them of the Captain's whereabouts." Vision cut-in.
"Right" Rhodey replied.
Tony on the other hand was dead silent. Eyes wide, staring at the door. "They stiw wike me wight?" Tony mumbled nervously. Rhodey and Vision's eyes snapped over to Tony. He was sitting in Rhodey's arm's, looking very uncertain, twisting the hem of his shirt. "Of course they still like you" Rhodey laughed and the smile seemed to lighten Tony just a tad. He still had a frown though. Vision placed Sam down before he fainted and lifted Tony out of Rhodey's hands.
"They just need to rest...Tony."
Tony immediately brightened which caused Vision to look at him skeptically. His gaze then went to the Colonel for an explanation and saw that he was open-mouthed with shock. Vision looked back to Tony and Tony clued in that he better explain. "You sayed my name!" he giggled happily.
Vision was stunned. "Saying...your name makes you...happy?" Tony nodded vigorously.
"You'se neba say my name name." Tony said.
Sam finally decided to say something, "I wanna play!"
Rhodey smiled evilly and scooped Sam up. "I'm going to EAT YOU!" "NOOOOOOOOOOOO" He squealed, and wriggled as hard as he could. "Nom nom nom!" Rhodey growled pretending to bite Sam, instead he tickled him. "TONESY HEEEEELLPPPP MEEEEEEE!" Sam laughed, reaching for Tony's hand.
"Less go Jabis!" Tony declared. Swinging Tony under one arm Vision flew forward and winked at Rhodey. Rhodey nodded back and suddenly tossed Sam into the air. "WHOAAAAAA!" he yelled. "I'm a buurd! I' a plaaane! No, I supa Facon!" Sam squealed determinedly. Tony laughed. "You gon fawwl Sammy!" And true to that statement, Sam took a nose-dive and landed into the awaiting arms of Vision.
"Now we escape!" Tony giggles and Vision phases them through the wall and leaves Rhodey standing by himself. It finally clicked in his head and he yelped "WAIT!" Sprinting out the door and veering around the corner and right through Vision. Sam and Tony were laughing hysterically now and even Vision cracked a smile. Rhodey smirked and thats when a very tired looking Cap came out the door and straight into Rhodey. They both fell to the floor and Sam yelled "STEBE!" and slid out of Vision's grasp. "STEBE! STEBE! STEBE!" he cried, launching himself at him.
Steve yawned. "Hey there lil' guy," he said, patting Sam's head. Tony looked at all the other doors expectantly. "Feathers? Winnie?" he called softly. When no reply came he turned and buried his face into Vision's chest. Vision hugged him close and told him softly, "It's okay. They're only sleeping."
They left the sleeping quarters and went back to the living room for a movie.
Tony fell asleep half-way through.
~a few hours later~
"Toooonyyyyyyy!" Clint called as he sauntered into the room. Bucky followed closely behind, running a hand through his bed-head. "Shhh!" Rhodey scolded, rocking Tony back and forth.
Clint and Bucky leaned in for a look at the adorable lil baby that was Tony. Bucky whispered "Hey babe, wake up." Slowly Tony stirred. Turning his head slowly, he peeked open his eyes. "Hey baby bear!" Clint smiled and kissed his forehead. "rauur" he mumbled, curling his hands into little claws. Clint froze, eyes widening. He stumbled back a step and hung his mouth open. Confused, Bucky went closer and Tony did it again, louder this time. "RAuuuur!" Bucky did the exact same thing, stumbling back into Clint and clutching his heart like he was dying.
"F. R. I. D. A. Y.?" Rhodey called, "I hope you took photos of this, cuz i'm going to want them." "Pictures and video Colonel Rhodes" F. R. I. D. A. Y. replied. "Please send them to me and title it "How to Break Assasins." Rhodey laughed. "All done Colonel," you could hear the laugh in her voice.
Looking down at Tony he smiled, "You're gonna want that video to eh?" "Rauur!" he giggled happily.
Steve was in hysterics on the couch. "You bwoke dem Tony! Bwoken!" Sam called.
Tony gasped. "NO! DUN BWEAK! I SOWWY!!" Tony was on the verge of tears. Clint and Bucky snapped out of it and came over to cradle their lil' baby.
(Good job Tony. Good job)