Chapter 1
It was suppose to be a normal day. Sam and Tony were called by Fury and were supposed to be back by lunch. The rest of the Avengers were on their rare day off. Life seemed good. That is, until Pepper showed up with a leash full of children wearing over-sized shirts. And yes, I said leash. A hyperactive Tony was babbling away, mashing English and Italian together as he spoke and constantly running around and straining against his harness. Sam was copying the hell out of Stark (minus the Italian) and overall making Pepper's job 10 times harder. Loki was sitting in her arms, away from the chaos and Fury was also on a leash, chasing them around and occasionally yelling "STOP RUNNING AROUND! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS? CHILDREN?" (smooth Fury, calling them children while you're one too. Smooth)
"Will ONE OF YOU COME SAVE ME?!!?!?!?!" Pepper yelled as the Avengers seemed to finally notice her entrance. The rest of the team had been sitting back and watching The Hunger Games (cuz it was Clint's turn to pick). Bucky was the first to react, jumping off the couch and fleeing to the other side of the room. Hiding so he wouldn't scare the kids. (Why Bucky? You is a big ol' teddy bear on the inside)
Casting a "really?" look at his friend, Steve got up to go and see what Pepper needed help with, closely followed by intrigued Natasha and confused Bruce. Clint was too busy watching Katniss shoot down bad guys.
"WHOA!" Steve yelped looking at the kids. His yelp froze the kids in their tracks for about a millisecond before they whipped around and saw the trio. "STEBE!" Sam squealed and glanced over at Tony. Tony gave a nod and expertly undid Sam's harness, allowing Sam to launch himself at Steve. "What? Oh for gods sake, ANTHONY!" Pepper scolded. Tony just giggled and undid his own, charging away. "No no no no no no! Someone catch him before he finds ANYTHING dangerous!" Pepper commanded, pointing her free hand at the small boy. Natasha automatically stooped down and scooped up the wriggling child. "No Tasha! Down! Wansa finds Bucky and Feathers!" Tony pouted.
At the sound of his horrid, Tony given nick-name, Clint tore his gaze from the TV and looked over at the entry-way in which they were all standing. Tony finally caught sight of Clint and shouted happily. "Feathers! Feathers!" Clint's shock morphed into the biggest grin. Hopping off the couch he sauntered over and looked at the miniaturized child that was his boyfriend. "Hey bub, whats goin on?" he asked and took him from Nat. "Loki made a magicky ball that went POOF! and then all of us inside da woom went shoom and Tada!" Tony explained. Clint nodded, while all the others looked confused as hell. "You understood that?" Natasha asked skeptically. Clint and Tony made overly exaggerated shocked expressions (damn they looked identical) and Clint gasped "The famous assassin who knows, who knows how many languages cannot understand simple child languages?" Tony gasped along with Clint, then at Natasha's (playful) glare, he broke down into a fit of giggles.
"So what did he say?" Bruce asked, butting in. "Easy" Clint laughed, "Fury, Tony, Sam, and Loki were all in the same room when Loki did some magic that backfired and turned them all into kids." Tony nodded in agreement.
Everyone standing there looked stunned (Except Pepper cuz she heard from Coulson, her boyfriend)
"Whe Bucky?" Tony asked.
Sam and Loki gasped.
Bucky had seemingly materialized out of nowhere behind Clint and had covered Tony's eyes asking "guess who Tony" in a terrible falsetto. It sent Tony into another fit of giggles as he put his tiny hands over Bucky's massive ones and and said, "It's my Winnie!" Tony turned and stretched his arms out towards Bucky.
"Up! Winnie, Up!" Tony commanded still giggling (damn did this kid ever stop giggling?) Bucky picked up Tony and held him on his metal arm. Honestly, Tony was so small he could sit on Bucky's one arm and still be light
As this was going on, Sam had began climbing Steve Koala style and had finally reached Steve's shoulder. He sat on it and waved down at Tony. "I tawwer dan you Tonesy!" Sam said, puffing his chest out with pride. "Noooooo! Winnie higher! We gotsa beat dem! Hiiiiigher!" Tony said with determination. Bucky and Clint shared a look and Clint quickly jumped up and sat on Bucky's shoulders, picking up Tony and settling him on top of his own shoulders.
Sam gasped as Tony now towered over him and Steve. "No faiwe Tonesy! You gots two fwens!" Tony giggled (yup more giggling) "Dats cuz evewyone wuvs me!" Tony spread his hands out and puffed up his scrawny chest.
"Come down an fight me Tonesy!"
"You can't make me Sammy!"
"I beats you no pwobwem"
"Nu uh"
"Uh huh"
"Nu uh"
"Uh huh"
"Nu..." "Okay! Enough!" Bruce said calmly, taking Sam and gesturing for Clint to pass him Tony. Right when he finally stopped them from fighting, Fury just had to speak. "Y'all loosas cant beat me!" They all groaned out loud as Sam and Tony teamed up and began arguing with Fury.
"What are we gonna do?" Natasha sighed.