did diluc misspell kaeyas name
— March 4th, 20XX 2:25PM —
— HURRICANE KATRINA!!!!!!!!! —
kaveh: HELP I WAS HANGING OUT WITH CYNO AND THIS REDNECK LADY COMES UP AND SAYS “sorry we reserved this spot”
kaveh: CYNO TURNS TO LOOK AT HER AND HE GOES “ok cool” I ALMOST SATRTED LAIGHING MY ASS OFF
cyno: girliepop also looked like she was just feeding chickens with the overalls and mud boots💀
hu tao: IM CRYING WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN
kaveh: LIKE 10 MINUTES AGO I ALMOST LOST IT THEN AND THERE
tighnari: NO WAY.. THAT ONE LADY??? SHE KICKED ME OUT OF THE FIELDS WHEN I WAS RESEARCHING A PLANT FOR BIOLOGY
kaveh: LMAOOOO
ayato: NAH CAUSE I SAW A WOMAN WHO LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE HER. IS SHE LIKE A LOCAL REDNECK?????
heizou: NO BRO IM GONNA START TO CHOKE DONT DO THIS TO ME
ayaka: kms rn wtf is this
kaveh: WAIT ARENT U THAT ONE REALLY RICH DUDE WHO OWNS HIS OWN BUSINESS
ayato: yea why
kaveh: bro i heard dehya talkin abt you with itto💀
ayato: WHAT DID ITTO SAY..
kaveh: IDK ASK ITTO NOT ME
itto: I FORGOT SORRY BRO!!!!!
ayato: kms
ayaka: omg this is amazing but i wish they were slandering u💔
thoma: stop being mean to him ayaka thats not nice
ayaka: ok
ayato: HOW. LITERALLY HOW.
thoma: idk
venti: STOP MY SPOTIFY IS GLITCHING OUT HELP
raiden: LMAOAOAOO GOOD SPOTIFY DOSESNT DESERVE YOU
venti: NVM ITS WORKING
kaeya: someone help me i can hear diluc’s emo music.
ayato: depends whats he listening too
kaeya: “i write sins not tragedies” kms
venti: NO. IMDIVORCIN YOU THAT IS AN AMAIZNG SONG💔💔💔💔
kaeya: VENTI!?!?! YOU LISTEN TO THAT SHIT????!?!?
albedo: kaeya, i know you did not just slander that song infront of me.
kaeya: sorry bbg its such a good song its amazing i love it so much
aether: 😨
venti: as albedo sohuld
venti: wanna get married albedo
albedo: no
xingqiu: SLANDERED. honestly i just wouldnt get rejeted
venti: WELL I NEVER
chongyun: xingqiu stop tahtspetty
xingqiu: damn right im pretty
venti: LAMOOAO
venti: HE SAID PETTY U IDIOT
xingqiu: .
xingqiu: ill leave now
hu tao: IM CRYING HELP
rosaria: I CANT BREATHE IM LITERALLY HCOKING
hu tao: well, lucky for u!!!!!!! cause i sell coffins, and ill give u a discount for onyl 50% fof for ur first death!!!!!!
xiao: pls for the love of archons….. stfu
hu tao: no.
(author needs ideas so bad rn but pintrest ideas are smarter than author)
heizou: d-d-d-d-d-does anyone wanna come to my early bday partry…………..
raiden: isnt ur birthday in july
heizou: yes
heizou: thats why isa id “early”
raiden: no
venti: depends on if u have alcohol
xiao: i told you to quit it with the wine
kaeya: SHINUNOGA E-WAAAAAAAAAAAA
kaeya: SHINUNOGA E-WAAAAAaAAaAaaAaa
venti: SO U SLANDER I WRITE SINS NOT TRADGIES BUT U SING SHINUNOGA E-WA?!!?!!?!? traitor. traitor i say.
albedo: indeed a traitor. i thought i knew you, kaeya.
kaeya: NO WAIT I SWEAR IT JUST POPPED UP ON MY SPOTIFY HAHAHA.. LIKE OMG THAT WAS SO WEIRD I WOULD NEVER LISTEN TO THAT SONG
venti: i
venti: LMAOOO
venti: ALRIGHT WHO IS BLASTING LIZO
lisa: me deal witth it lizo is amazing
venti: ok nvm im not gonna deal with this
childe: DILUC. IS IT TRUE???
diluc: wdym
childe: LEMME DM YOU REAL FAST
keqing: NO. SAY IT HERE. LEMME SEE THIS.
diluc: OH. THAT. maybe.
childe: OMG ITS TRUE THEN??????
diluc: MAYBE.
keqing: OHHHHHH. DILUC???? AND THEM???
diluc: pls stfu.
venti: HHAHAHAHAH
venti: I CANT BELIEVE IT BUT I CAN
diluc: STFU.
rosaria: OMG. DBWJDHS HODK ON
rosaria: @thoma @ayato
rosaria: BACKREAD.
thoma: oh
ayato: AHAHA. aww diluc shy????❤️❤️
diluc: pls
diluc: before i bash kaeays head in with a wine bottle
diluc: stfu
thoma: dont do that:(
kaeya: WHY WAS I TARGETED I DIDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING
diluc: too bad
jean: i was doing a good job of ignoring this but now im interested.
mona: HELP YOU EVEN GOT JEAN INVESTED
mona: THATS SOMETHING NEW IM CRYING
xiao: wait did diluc misspell his own brothers name
kaeya: GASP
kaeya: DILUC……….