venti dont get urself killed
aether has added 10+ contacts to HURRICANE KATRINA!!!!!!!!!
xiao: and now time to mute this because my phone will blow up.
venti: NAUR H XIAOAO DONT LEAVE ME BHERE PLAS I BEG OF YOU YTAKE ME WITH YOU
xiao: you type like ur drunk are you ok
venti: im not dribnk its just how i type excuse you
xiao: sure sure sure ok bye
venti: NO PLS NOT WITH THEM
raiden: L
venti: shut up sisterless
raiden:
raiden: i
raiden: ok you asked for it
raiden: you cant be talking when your cannon self literally had ur only friend die and the fact that u took his form is hilarious to me cause see for me yea sure my sister died but atleast i had the excuse of “were twins” but what excuse do u have u mistake of an anemo course kid llooking mlm flag
venti: shocked. i can see why xiao didnt wanna be here
raiden: bye❤
venti: fuck u sisterless little piece of shit ths is why ur gfs a furry and ur broter hates ur guts for smashing his puppet collectiong u turned him emo imagine this is ur fault sisterless mottejrne less farherless L puple haired bitch
raiden: kuni is your brother too idiot
aether:
lumine: this is what you get for putting the siblings into a chat with eachother
lumine: @zhongli @scaramouche come get your brother and sister
zhongli: I prefer to let them fight it out. Kunikuzishi beats the shit out of them though.
aether: ZHONGLI CAN CURSE?? DAMN..
zhongli: I curse quite a lot. Venti’s mistake introducing me to it.
aether: .
aether: venti wtaf. I THOYGHT U DIDNT CURSSE AROUND XHONGLI AND SCARA?????????
venti: i do
venti: everyone does
venti: im literally not kidding bro eveyrone curses around them take fukcing childe for example for zhong over there and kuni literaly was cursing sicne vbirth
lumine: i hwd such a hard time reaading that
tighnari: im so glad i dont have to deal witht shitheads like you in the dendro course and sumeru dorms
aether: doesnt cyno live there too
cyno: yes
cyno: yes i do
alhaitham: I JUST REMEMBEREDSOMETHING THAT WENT AROUND THE CAMPUS A WHLE BAC
hu tao: IM ALIVE
hu tao: NAYWAYS WHAT WAS IT????
alhaitham: DIDNT SCARA HOOK UP WITH THE ED SHEERAN LOOKIN ASS RICH GINGER BACK IN THE HYDRO COURSE?????????
venti: OH. MY. FUCKING ACRHONS.
venti: @scaramouche @scaramouche
@scaramouche WHEN THE FUCK DDI THIS AHAPEN???????
scaramouche: it didnt. some asshole spread it out dunno who it was but i beat the everloving shit out of them one time
scaramouche: fucking nerd
raiden: thats my brother u guys
venti: thats my bro too twilight sparkle
zhongli: Also my brother, though not by blood relations.
childe: thats hot
childe: WAIT FUCK
childe: THAT DIDBT HAPPEN
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heizou: haha i screenshotted u little ed sheeran shit
scaramouche: oh my fucking god heizou i fucking love you sm rn send me that this instant i need it
heizou: yessir
— zouzou —
zouzou: [one screenshot attached]
scaramouche: he is so fucking lucky that hes zhonglis crush or else i would punt his ass
zouzou: omg ur so hot can u come over to the inazuma dorms i wanna kiss u rn
scaramouche: is zuha there???
zouzou: hes already cuddling me bbg
scaramouche: one condition.
zouzou: anyrhing for u
scaramouche: i need his love too caus u prolly stink
zouzou: dman thats harsh still love u tho but ok
— HURRICANE KATRINA!!!!!!!!! —
childe: SHIKANOIN COME BACK HERE RN
childe: LEMME FIGHT UR DETECTIVE BTCHEASS
kazuha: lay one finger on him i will judo throw you into a dungeon of lava.
heizou: thank u bbg
kazuha: hes so lucky that hes.. whtver he is to zhongli.
scaramouche: i was just abt to run over to the liyue dorms myself
scaramouche: wanna beat him up together zuha
kazuha: omfg yes i would never miss a chance for that
heizou: WHA
heizou: WHAT ABT THE KISS!1!!1!!1!1!!1?1?1?2?1?1??1!1?!???!!
scaramouche: taht first then committing a murder. stay where u two are im coming over
aether: next thing u know me dainslef n lumine will hear it over in the abyss dorms
heizou: wishin for that fr rn
heizou: but theyre both on a murderous rampage and i do not wanna be killed rn
scaramouche: i will kill taht bastard then i will kiss u
kazuha: i volunteer too
aether: ew
lumine: ew
raiden: ew wtaf
xiao: ew
venti: xiao i do not wanna hear it
venti: last night u literally were trying yo kiSCJDNXHSNHDJSGSBDYDBDG
xiao: i promise u i did nothing to him. i would not do that
diluc: i did that i didnt wana see it ever again
aether: .
aether: OH THATS RIGJT LMAO U ROOM WITH VENTI L IMAGINE
diluc: stfu.
kaeya: im
kaeya: HDHSJSBRJ LMAOOOOO
diluc: kaeya. stfu. i will stop giving you the wine i buy.
kaeya: WAIT NO I RETRACT WHAT I SAID PLS NO
venti: is it bad im listening to dont try suicide
aether: no
lumine: yes
aether: why do u always go against what i say
lumine: life purpose
hu tao: [replying to: scaramouche: it didnt. some asshole spread it out dunno who it was but i beat the everloving shit out of them one time]
anyways do u remember what tehy looked like cause i wanna know
scaramouche: im pretty sure it was signora. yknow the one in the fatui dorms with the ginger
childe: TAHT BITCH?????? OMW TO GO DROWN HER RN
scaramouche: too late i already beat her up
venti: JJJJEEEEEAAAAAANNNNN WHERE R YOU IM STUCK AT THE TAVERN ALBEDO TOOK KAEYAD CAR WITH HKM AND LEFT ME THERE
xiao: jean is working, ill pick you up
aether: simp
xiao: watch what you say.
venti: that was hot anyways sure come get me bbg
venti: I JUST HAD. THE MOST DANGEROUS IDEa. OGF MY LIFE. AETHER GIMME UR OHONE RQ WHEN I GET AVCK TO THE DORMS.
aether: im doing nothing to stop this
childe: YOU GUYS HELP ME KAZUHA AND SCARAMOUCHE ARE BANGING ON MY DOOR
childe: I CAN HEAR HEIZOU LAUGHING ITS NOT FUNNY IM TERRIFIED
childe: THEY BROWKBXKDBCMDHXNHDND
scaramouche: bitch dont u dare snitch
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scaramouche: anywways hes fine
xiao: VENTI I KNOW WHAT YOURE GONNA DO DO NOT TRY IT SHE WILL BEAT YOUR ASSUP UNTIL YOU END UP IN A HOSPITAL.
venti: whtver she wouldnt do taht to her own bro woudlt she?????????
xiao: .
venti: exactly
xiao: venti if you do this im notifying everyone to not help you.
venti: BBBBUT BB WHY SHES NOT GONNA DO ANYTHINF
raiden: i know what youre planning venti.
venti: well im dead
venti: just wanna let everyone know that ur all stupid (except for xiao) anx xiao btw i want u to have my ohone
aether: venti wtf
kokomi: this shit is what makes my day energized. this is hilarious.
heizou: OH MY GOD KOKOMI???? I THIUGT U WERE DEAD?
heizou: OH MY FUCK KM GONE THIS LITT
sara: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT AGAIN NO PLS EVERYONE IN THE INAZUMA DORMS EVACUATE EVACUATE RN
itto: OH THAT IS NOT COOL BRO
gorou: kill me
kokomi: HU TAO IM CRAHSING UR DORM FOR NOW THE INAZUMA DORMS WILL AND CANNOT HANDLE THIS AGAIN
hutao: NO WAIT WHY MINE GO CRASH YELANS OR SHENHES OR EVEN HELL GO TO NINGGUANG
shinobu: im going to beat up heizou after this. and kazuha. and scaraboobs.
yae: HERLP SCARABOOBS
raiden: thats it zhongli im going to break down ur door rn.
sucrose: WAIT WHAT R THEY DOI… nvm.
venti: AHAHAHDHRFHUEJDHFHDUXNSIDN I CAN HEAR IT FROM HERE NNNODNUSNDHSKDB
venti: xiao wanna smash
xiao: .
xiao: tomorrow.
venti: YO? ACTUALLY??
zhongli: Venti, is that Kunikuzushi?
venti: um grandoa go bakc to bed
zhongli: It’s 3:30?
venti: 3:30am ahahahhahaha
zhongli: Venti you can’t fool me.
venti: shit anyways bye im goinna tune them out because holy shit
— 6:00PM —
kuki: I THINK THEYRE DONE.. i dont wanna go near any of them rn
gorou: HOME SWEET HOME HOW I MISSED U
heizou: y were you all freakijg the hell out
heizou: o wait nvm
heizou: big L
venti: 30$ rn u bottomed.
heizou: nah bro it wasnt me this time
heizou: pay up mf
venti: FUCK
kokomi: $70 it was kazuha
scaramouche: zou stop betting on our love life
kazuha: im not ashamed to say it yes i bottomed once in my life
heizou: ZUHA U JUST COSTED ME LIKE $70:((((((
kazuha: good
heizou: WHA……
heizou: I TREATED U SO NICELY THO WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS,!?!?!?!?!?
scaramouche: liar u did not
heizou: says u
heizou: u literally used him like a ragdOOCJDJBXJSBXJSBDHSNUZBZ
aether: stop talking abt ur sex life we can all hear it anyways
aether: $50 rn scaramouche strangled him
kaeya: bet rn bro $50 on the table
sara: OH FUCK NO I JUSY HEARD SOMEONE MAON
kazuha: masochistic behavior
sara: i wonder waht the staff would say abt this frfr
scaramouche: rhey dont hgive a shit
venti: ITS SO FUNNY HOW THIS “FIC” IS MAINLY HEIKAZUSCARA CENTERED IT SO HILARIOUS
lumine: break the 4th wall again and i will have u like ur middle school friend.
venti: OUCH?? THAT KINDA HURT??? LIKE DAMN BRO THAT SHiT STUNG
lumine: imagine LLL
cyno: wanna hear a joke
tighnari: NO
collei: NO PLS CYNO
raiden: HELP IM SCROLING THROUGH THE CAMPUSES TWITTER ACC AND I FOUND SOMTHNGN WITH XIAO ADN VENTI LMAO
venti: r we kissing
xiao: venti for ur sake pls stfu rn
venti: ok bbg
raiden: no u werent kissing but wtf??? xiao did u kiss my baby bro