Part A
Vacation
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The first shot is of a man lying in a bed. He has a baseball cap pulled down so far that his face is nearly covered by the bill, and he’s snoring loudly.
Woman’s voice: Steve’s taking a nap.
The camera tilts, probably being set on the bed, before it’s taken up again and offers a new view: that of the sleeping man’s taut, swollen belly. It has a glorious blonde happy trail, and for a few moments we can watch it gently swell with every breath.
Woman’s voice: Well, I think he’s earned it.
Cut: the same bed, with the same man, only the baseball cap is now pushed up so we can see his face.
Woman’s voice: Hey Steve. how you feeling?
A second man shoves his way into the frame. He is also wearing a baseball cap.
2nd Man: Oh, just chillin’ with the bae.
The man proceeds to sprawl all over Steve's still-distended belly, causing him to groan.
Woman’s voice: Hi B. You taking good care of Steve?
Steve, trying to move “B” off his distended belly: Where did you even learn that phrase?
Pauses to look up at the camera.
Steve: Are you filming this?
Woman’s voice: Just today. I haven’t had a vacation in a decade, Rogers: decided I’d make a momento.
B: Guess we better make it memorable.
B leans in to give Rogers a kiss. Right before their lips meet, Rogers pulls off his baseball cap and uses it as a shield. The camerawoman laughs.
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