Avengers Cruiselines

Marvel Cinematic Universe The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
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Avengers Cruiselines
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Somewhere on the Dark Web, devoted fans copy, share, and debate over fragmented files of a very unusual vacation. The following are transcripts of those video files.
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Part B

[Abrupt beginning of material]

Steve and B are standing in a hallway, clad only in baggy swim trunks, and having what appears to be a belching contest. If it wasn’t for the loud carpeting, it could be a scene from a frat house.

B: Nice one, Steve.

Steve slaps his belly, which looks smaller than in the earlier shot but still has a deep curve, and gives an even bigger belch. A door behind them opens, and Pepper Pots, CEO of Stark Industries, emerges wearing only a white fluffy towel.

B: Oh shit.

Camerawoman: Busted.

Pepper, arching an eyebrow: Boys. Some people are sleeping.

Man’s voice: Yeah, you wouldn’t want to wake daddy.

Tony Stark peers over Pepper’s shoulder.

Tony Stark: Whoa, Nat! How did you get on the wait list for one of those? C’mere--

Pepper rolls her eyes but obligingly moves out of the way so the camerawoman (Nat) can get closer to Stark, who is completely naked except for a leather collar around his neck. The entire view fills up with his face as he inspects Nat’s camera, which seems to be a Google Glass-like arrangement as he lifts it off his face and puts it on his own.

Tony Stark: Well, I’m Tony Stark, and this is my crib...

The others follow him back into the room, laughing. In the middle of the room is a huge rumpled bed, and lying in it is Bruce Banner, who looks up at Tony with a mixture of amusement and dismay.

Bruce Banner: Are you sure that’s a good idea?

Like Stark, he is completely naked.

Nat: Don’t worry, I’ll edit out the faces.

[several seconds of the video is corrupted]

Banner: I love you

Banner kisses Stark.

Stark sits for a moment in silence, a slow astonished smile spreading over his face, before ushering everyone out of the room. At the last moment he gets very close to Nat’s Google Glass again

Stark, whispering: Did you get that? Send me a copy. Six copies.

[Abrupt end of recorded material.]

 

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