Oh Shit That Wasn't Tom
Things calmed down after a while. They all hung around the couch, trying to decide if they should skip the other Thor movies and just show Ragnarok to the two super heroes. Peter wanted to watch everything in order, starting from the first Iron Man movie, an not miss a single thing. It didn't matter how much they told him that Thor 2 was really boring and hard to see sometimes, he wanted to watch it all. Tony on the other hand was internally cringing at the fact that there were three of his own movies and there could be a lot of ... scenes he didn't want Peter to witness. He'd have to talk to Robert about that to make sure that they'd skip certain parts if needed.
Eventually they decided they’d watch everything in order (much to Peter’s delight) and make sure to cover the kid’s eyes when needed. During one particular moment in Iron Man 1, they decided to tell the teenager they needed some ice and he should go grab some from the ice machines outside in the hall.
He went out begrudgingly, completely unaware of their true motive only only wondered what he’d be missing. There could be valuable information about Tony he could be learning right now!
Peter is so deep in thought, he didn’t notice two figures walk up from behind him. Next thing he knew it, he was face to face with Sam Wilson and the Winter Soldier.
Well - at least their lookalikes.
“Aw Tom’s out here getting some ice for his buddies. Did those teenaged girls chase you around so much you need some ice to cool down? Or are you using it to chill your juice box" The one who looks Sam Wilson laughs and then gives a high five to the Winter Soldier who oddly enough doesn't have a metal arm and has short hair. Not his usual long shoulder length locks, which is slightly unnerving to be frank.
"Uh, I um" he stutters, remembering he is in fact supposed to be Tom Holland and not Peter Parker "Robert told me to" he cringed at his awful accent, but he has no idea if the others were okay with him letting all the others actors know what's going on.
"Yeah yeah, whatever excuse you want to use to try and hide your shame" Not-Sam Wilson laughed, he was obviously being friendly, so whatever relationship Tom had with these guys..it was at least on good terms, but Peter has no idea what he's allowed to say or how to act so he forces out a chuckle and tries to get back to the room as fast as possible. Unfortunately enough, the two men seemed to be heading in the same direction. The teen just prayed that they wouldn't be following him to the room and end up freaking out when he saw Tom, Tony, and RDJ all chilling on the couch.
He turns to ask because though he knows that he's Spider-Man and these two are definitely not the guys he fought in Germany, it doesn't help his anxiety. "Where are you guys going?" he almost forgets to sound like Tom, but catches himself and cringes again at his voice.
"We're hoping to see what the party's like over in there" the not-hydra assassin tells him calmly.
"Yeah we want our Chris back, you can have the other ones" he swipes an ice cube from Peter's arms, looking at it thoughtfully before he shoves it down the teen's shirt.
Right at that moment, Tony opened the door to grab his kid when he sees only a few feet away looking extremely uncomfortable and getting ice thrown down his shirt. He springs into action before he remembers where he is.
"What do you think you're doing to my kid?" he asks accusingly, barely able to keep his temper in check staring straight into the eyes of the man that killed his parents. Tony's probably about to go haywire when he feels a hand on his shoulder trying to communicate something. The man turns around and sees Tom who is more focused on getting Tony Stark not obliterate two actors picking on his teenaged vigilante kid than the shocked looks on said actor's faces.
"Hey hey, woah, slow down there. These guys are cool" Tom tells him.
"Y-You?" The one that looks like Wilson stammers while they both visibly pale.
Soon enough, RDJ, Evans and Mark all rushed out, each of them saying different variations of wanting to know what the fuss was about. They each stopped dead in their tracks when they saw Tom holding Tony back, who was still absolutely seething and Peter looking like a deer caught in the headlights next to the other two men.
"Uh, Tony, meet Anthony Mackie and Sebastian Stan" Mark introduces them in an attempt to diffuse the situation. Tony twists out of Tom's grasp and gives them a death glare before he calls Peter over and they start walking back into the room.
"Wait, what's - I don't...Tony?" Sebastian looks at the others, completely confused.
"Yeah, it's a long story, and I have an interview in an hour with Scarlett so you can take my place in this weirdness" Mark walks to them patting Anthony on the back, then continues his path to his hotel room to get ready. He turns around to call out to the others, giving a simple goodbye and see you later, then disappeared behind a corner.
The two men look to each other, almost needing confirmation that yes, they called Robert's apparent long lost twin Tony and Tom's also long lost twin Peter. It was the most logical explanation they could think of, but it still was a stretch. A major stretch. Eventually, they walked begrudgingly into the hotel room wanting to know more while fearful about ""Tony""
Upon emerging through the doorway, they could see one of the Roberts sitting and talking with one of the Toms while the others hovered nervously between them and the door. The first one who began talking was Chris, giving an apologetic glance their way before he had hastily started explaining.
"Yeah Mark found them on the street and Robert's adopted them like lost puppies. I myself don't really know too much about what's going on, but trust me. That is Tony Stark and Peter Parker, do not mess with them. I'm pretty sure they could kill us if they wanted." he warned.
"Wha - uh - okay" Anthony stutters out, not exactly sure what to say or how to believe what's happening.
Sebastian isn't accepting too quickly and points an accusatory finger in the direction of the so called "super heroes" on the other side of the room. "Is this a prank because there's literally no way they can exist!" He lets a little bit of hysterical laughter bubble up.
Seriously, how is anyone supposed to be sane in a situation like this?
Peter - or whoever he is - swats away Robert's clone and walks to the two, ignoring whatever protests may be coming from the increasingly agitated man and nervously twitches as he tries to introduce himself.
"Hi, uh yeah we exist. Also the door is still, uh, open so we should probably close that." He gives a tight lipped smile.
The not-Winter Soldier is about to close it himself when Anthony butts in, "Hold on, if you're spider-boy go and close the door with one of those webs you got."
Peter looks anxiously at the men, having to remind himself that they are in fact good people and would not hurt him, but that didn't help much. He was planning on saving the web fluid for emergencies, especially because he has such a limited amount of it, then again he wanted to prove himself.
With a single, precise movement, he landed a web right on the door handle and jerked his hand back to shut the door with a satisfying click. He smiled when he glanced up and saw them both gawking in awe and surprise.
"Holy shit," Sebastian mutters under his breath.
"Yeah we woke up here and we're kind of having a French Mistake moment," the kid shrugs.
"A french what?"
"French Mistake? Like the episode from Supernatural? Sam and Dean Winchester? Misha Collins? You have them here too, right?" He starts to search the faces of the adults but it looked like no one understood him. A few eyes moved over to Tony, but he just puts his hands up and tells them he has no idea what it is either.
Peter sighs and sulks over to Tom, asking if he could borrow his phone for a minute. He agrees and there are a few minutes of silence until he shouts out "Found it!" and makes sure everyone sees the different images of the actors and characters all brought to them via google images.
It's nice to see some things stay the same here.
"Basically in this episode, the angel Balthazar sends them into another dimension or something because the archangel Raphael is hunting them down or whatever and they end up finding out there's a show about them. They apparently came into our world and magic and stuff wouldn't work, they had to find a way back, they completely destroyed everything and Misha, the actor for Castiel died in that episode i think. It's been a while since I watched it, so it's a little fuzzy"
Anthony looks almost afraid with this newfound revelation, "So you think there's someone chasing you down and one of us could die?"
"Nononono, just the whole swapping realities thing. If someone was hunting us down, I'm pretty sure they could find us really fast."
Somehow, that last sentence didn't help with any of their nerves.
"Okay, spider-boy, whatever you say. But if some wacko murder comes through, I'll be sure to point them your way." Seb nods in agreement which causes Tony to spur from his little corner of anger.
"I swear - I really want you two to not be the guys I know back home, but every second I'm around you is proving you're the same." He sneers, his grudge against the ones he knows in his world taking over his ability to see them as different people.
"Oh, uh no we promise we're nothing like them, sir." They raise their hands up as the Avenger gets closer to them.
"I really hope so,"
The tension was so thick it could be cut with a knife, so because of that, Robert decided to break the unbearable silence. "So, the movie!" he claps his hands together.
"Ah yes, we should uh, finish watching it" Tom says loudly. Soon enough they were all turning their attention back to the TV which had been paused at some point. Tony gave one last glare, taking a protective seat next to his kid while Peter tries giving them a reassuring thumbs up that the others couldn't see.
With that, they all sat down, ready to focus on the screen in front of them instead of whatever kind of rivalry has started with the actual super heroes of Marvel.