Stay in school.
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from:Peter Parker ([email protected])
to:Tony Stark ([email protected])
bcc:P. Parker ([email protected])
date:Sat, Jul 7, 2012 at 9:32 AM
subject:Hello, Mr. Stark!
Hi!
I’m sorry it’s been so long since we emailed, I’m not a very reliable responder, huh? I know we just talked on the phone, but this is easier, especially for your schedule
because I really wouldn’t want to take up your valuable time.How are you and Ms. Potts and Mr. Hogan? And all the other Avengers? Do you think you could ever arrange for me to meet Dr. Banner? I think I’d cry, but I understand if you and him are both too busy to do that.
I went over to Morgan and Stacia’s for dinner the other night, and I got to meet Jellybean! Have you met Jellybean?
Do you have any pets?Stacia was so nice!! Her cookies are just so good, I convinced my aunt to let me bring home a whole bunch and she says I can have one after I eat breakfast.I wonder if Ned would like some cookies? He always likes cookies.
Do you like cookies?I bet you get Stacia’s cookies all the time.Anyway, I have to go eat (PANCAKES!!), I hope you have a great day!
All the absolute best,
Peter
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from:Tony Stark ([email protected])
to:Peter Parker ([email protected])
date:Sat, Jul 7, 2012 at 9:39 AM
subject:Re: Hello, Mr. Stark!
Hey Pete!
It’s no worries, kid. I liked talking to you on the phone
and I loathe––look at that, I’m being fancy––loath to have to work so much that we probably won’t be able to do it again for a whilebut emails are just fine too.Happy and Pepper are just fine. Pep’s still running the planet behind the scenes, and whooping my ass person into gear about everything else. Happy’s my new head of security, he’s doing a great job so far. I guess we kind of realized that I didn’t need a bodyguard when I have the suits, but
I didn’t want to let him gohe’s just too good to send away.The other Avengers are kind of... complicated. Brucie stayed in the tower with me, which is great. The others kind of split off. Bird-brain and the Spider Queen went back to their
super secret spy clubday jobs. Captain Spangles left to “see the world”cause his righteous ass is too good for an apartment in Manhattan. Point Break and Rock of Ages (not that he’s an Avenger) went back to their little castle in the sky. That sums it up pretty cleanly, though.Stacia’s cookies are legendary. I get rewarded with them for going to press conferences and board meetings. And yes, I have met Jellybean. I think it’s impossible to be friends with Morgan for longer than six months without meeting the kids.
I hope you liked your pancakes.
Tony
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date:Sat, Jul 7, 2012 at 12:53 PM
subject:Re: Re: Hello, Mr. Stark!
Mr. Stark,
I think it’s so funny that you call them all by nicknames! My friend Ned’s nickname is just Ned. I don’t think he has any other names besides that.
I’m glad that Happy is happy (ha!) and Pepper is still pulling all the strings. The world is safer in her hands, Mr. Stark.
I’m really sorry this is so short, but I have a lot of homework to do, and I don’t want to fail any of my classes
so you can accept me as a real intern.
Best,
Peter
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from:Tony Stark ([email protected])
to:Peter Parker ([email protected])
date:Sat, Jul 7, 2012 at 4:02 PM
subject:Re: Re: Re: Hello, Mr. Stark!
Kid,
Why use real names? Start calling your friend whatever comes to mind first. Pepper’s real name is Virginia (can you believe it?).
Are you going to be watching the Olympics? I’ve never really been “into” sports, whatever, but the games are fun to watch.
Maybe I could have you and your family over for a party or something and we could watch on one of my big screens.Go ‘Murica!I have no worries about you getting your education, you’re a smart kid.
Stay in school, or whatever.
Tony