Immortal?
Stark Tower
200 Park Avenue
New York, New York, 10166
United States of America
July 9th, 2012
Petey,
I was absolutely lucky I married my best friend so I could move in with her, I’m really living the dream.
In regards to stealing my children: they’re menaces, go right ahead. I highly doubt your aunt is going to want a messy teenage boy and my animals in her house.
I did meet Clint Hawkeye once, and I called him Robin Hood. I don’t know if he appreciated it, but he should’ve because Robin Hood is a cool dude and he would be an honour to be like. In my eyes at least.
So far, I only received one new theory, but it was absolutely amazing.
To summarize, it was mostly “proof” that Tony is actually immortal, and was actually Howard Stark as well as his grandfather, and great grandfather. It was rather amusing, and I’m almost tempted to meet up with the poor dude that actually invested all their time into gathering all the newspaper articles and attaching them into the letter.
Honestly, the coolest mail I receive nowadays is yours, because you’re a cutie-pie and I get to answer it however I want to instead of my regular company jargon.
Sorry this is such a short letter, buddy.
All my unyielding love and affection,
Morgan