Chapter 7
"Oh man....I can't stop sneezing..." said Eric Cartman, sitting down and sneezing a bunch. Suddenly he heard a sound behind him. His ex lover...Sonic.Exe. "ERIC...WHAT THE HELL??! YOU GOT A CASE OF THE SNEEZY WEEZIES!" Cartman turned to face his once husband, sighing. A look of regret and anguish crossed his face. "Listen, exe...this isn't kewl...like, im sneezing and shit...everywhere..." Exe sat down next to Eric and put his arm around him. "ITLL BE OK." He did that thing where you hit someones back really hard to get them to stop sneezing and then cartman accidentally fell down a sewer
Cartman's fall put a dent in the pristine wall that probably costed a bajillion dollars. Sonic and Cartman were only renting this place out, so.. 'shit' could not summarize how bad this situation was.
But the worst thing was seeing an injured Eric Cartman.
Something about seeing Eric on the floor like that.. made his chest feel all fuzzy inside, and not from the fur on it.
Because usually when he saw somebody injury, he'd swoop into a kill and put an end to their suffering.
This time, with Cartman on the floor, Sonic didn't want to kill him.
..He..
..He- the words hurt to say.
He wanted to help him.
"You okay?" Sonic extended his iconic gloved hand. Cartman was still woozy from the fall, so it took him a few seconds to actually register the question.
When he did, his cheeks turned a shade of pink. Pink like lipstick.
"A-ah! No, no, I'm fine--" Eric clumsily put together his reply. Being near Sonic made his brain go haywire. He devised to look at the wall, hoping to get his bearings that way.
The wall had cracks it in. The marble fucking wall. Th-e wall that was.. made of marble!? How could this have happened, he thought to himself, examining the cracks that ran along the wall. It didn't help regain his thoughts, so he proceeded to sit there like an idiot. Sonic let him be, though they both grew silent, somehow the flustered atmosphere still remained. However, that wasn't much of a bother. They enjoyed each others' company.