Infidelity, is it truly such a crime? (yes, it is)
“Neato,” said Sans. It was true.
Stefishen was more than just neato. She was beautiful. Everything he ever wanted.
But he couldn’t. He was already betrothed to Nagito Komeada, his husband since the 2000’s.
However, as Stefishen walked the halls, he was aware she drew closer to him. He couldn’t stop himself from staring, if a skeleton could even stare.
“Hey, Mr. Undertale. How about we get out of here?”
"Out of here?" The skeleton questioned. He thought for a moment, even though he knew what his decision was going to be, but he was too busy staring at the other. Stefishen would nod. "We could go get hotdogs." Right then and there it was agreed on, they were out in an instant, on their way to a hotdog stand. They approached the employee of the stand. "Hello!" The employee greeted.
"Oh yeah i fucking love hot dog er e r er" said sans "Yeah....okay...." said Stefishen as she ordered for the two of them. Suddenly Sans spilled the ketchup all over the floor. "ERM that just happened!" he exclaimed with a laugh...the kind of laugh that melted Catherine's heart. "Clean up on isle 5 am i right! Er er er" "Oh sans....you're so cute when you spill ketchup everywhere it reminds me of my 4th husband" "I could be your fifth." replied sans sexily. "Oh...?" "Cmere cathy."
The two shared a passionate kiss.