IronManNotEvenMadeOutOfIron: kid, i forgot to mention it our last conversation but why did you have to expose me with this username?
Spider-Man: because it's true Mr.Stark! if it were made out of Fe then it would be allot harder to do all the things you do in battle!
CAWCAW: Fe? what the fuck is Fe?
CoolScienceBro: It's the Symbol for Iron on the Periodic Table
CAWCAW: ye well next time Spidey, just write down iron to not confuse the other people who don't have 7 Phd's
CaptainRighteous: Anyone who knew what Fe meant type Fe
FalconsAreCool: Fe
CoolScienceBro: Fe
IronManNotEvenMadeOutOfIron: Fe
Mr.Jesus: Fe
ScarySpiderWoman: Fe
PopTartLover: Fe
IronManNotEvenMadeOutOfIron: wow, even someone from another planet knew what Fe meant Clint-
CAWCAW: Okay fuck you guys- Also Thor?! How did you know?!
PopTartLover: It said there was 23% of Iron in Pop Tarts and I was wondering why Man of Iron would use such a thing for his suit, so I asked Bruce and he explained it to me.
CAWCAW: BRUCE- HOW DARE YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THIS
CoolScienceBro: How was I supposed to know you didn't know what Fe is? People in Highschool should know the Periodic Table by heart-
CAWCAW: Well I'm sorry for not spending all my life dedicating my life to science-
Spider-Man: um, guys, can we please stop this from escalating?
CAWCAW: Spider-Man, i love you but this is your fault-
IronManNotEvenMadeOutOfIron: how dare you-
Spider-Man: come on guys, please-
CaptainRighteous: Yea, your scaring the poor kid come on-
IronManNotEvenMadeOutOfIron: he said it was the kids fault!
Spider-Man has changed IronManNotEvenMadeOutOfIron's name to IronPopTartMan
IronPopTartMan: ... kid, I was trying to defend your honor and this is what you do? is this what betrayal feels like?
PopTartLover: WAIT?! Is he really made out of PopTarts!?
CoolScienceBro: No Thor, it's just Spider-Man trying to de-escalate a situation in his own way-
FalconsAreCool: Why is this everything Iv'e ever needed in life?
Mr.Jesus: Also, the fact that 2 out of 9 people in this Group Chat are named after PopTarts is questionable.
Spider-Man: love the PopTarts Mr.Jesus
Mr.Jesus: I'm not denying that PopTarts are good
Spider-Man: *gasps* jesus just told me he likes PopTarts, jesus likes PopTarts
CaptainRighteous: Look, kid, Bucky isn't Jesus-
Spider-Man: WE ARE ALL CHILDREN ON JESUS-
CoolScienceBro: That is wrong on so many levels right now.
Spider-Man: shshsh, accept it Bro
CoolScienceBro: Never call me Bro ever again please-
Spider-Man: sorry Mr. Robert Bruce Banner, forgive me for i have sinned-
CoolScienceBro: Spider-Man that's not what I meant-
CAWCAW: WOAH HOLD THE FUCK UP
CAWCAW: SINCE WHEN IS YOUR NAME ROBERT!?!
CoolScienceBro: Since 1969, as I can recall
CAWCAW: wow- okay then
Spider-Man: mood
CaptainRighteous: Hey Spider-Man, why do you keep your Identity a secret?
IronPopTartMan: kid you don't have to answer that
Spider-Man: i know Mr.Stark, but i can give them like, a run-down of it. they deserve to know.
Spider-Man: i just want to keep the people around me safe. i don't want to put them in danger because people know who i am, because i know that people could correlate them to me and kidnap them for money and to get a rise out of me, or to harm them just to see me crumble, you know?
Spider-Man: i guess i just don't want to lose someone again, i learned my lesson last time someone knew my identity
CAWCAW: what do you mean last time?
Spider-Man: i plead the fifth
IronPopTartMan: he doesn't have to tell you guys his life story- leave him be, that's enough
Spider-Man: it's okay Mr.Stark, I told them what I had to-
CaptainRighteous: Thanks for telling us kid, I will say, I doubted you at first, but after hearing that response I can trust you a hell of allot more
ScarySpiderLady: Language
CaptainRighteous: UGH-
Mr.Jesus: Yeah, that was a surprisingly mature answer-
CAWCAW: just know that if you ever show your face to us, your secret is safe with us kid
PopTartLover: Yes! Man of Spiders, we will do out best to protect your Identity for the people you love, and yourself!
Spider-Man: oh god, um, thanks guys! i really appreciate it- i know i should have told you guys sooner but there was never a right time to bring it up and ye- and like, i get nervous really easily and ye-
Mr.Jesus: yeah, it's okay kid, no need to thank us
CaptainRighteous: Ye kid, you can come to us for anything.
CoolScienceBro: I mean, almost anything, if you Ever kill someone do not come to us
CAWCAW: HA! bruce is just being a spoil-sport, if you ever kill someone i'll help you bury the body, k? i'm sure Nat would help as well
ScarySpiderWoman: You wish Clint, you dug your own grave
CAWCAW: WOW- everyone is betraying me today what the fuck- even my own partner!
Spider-Man has changed the Chat name to BetrayingClint
CAWCAW: i feel the love kid, A+ on a creative name, w0w
Spider-Man has changed the CAWCAW's name to SaltyBirdBoi
SaltyBirdBoi: this is what betrayal is, nice, i feel the blood going down my back from how many times iv'e been back-stabbed in this one chat
Mr.Jesus: don't be dramatic-
SaltyBirdBoi: says you! i'm a spy, your boyfriend is the embodiment of " I'M OVER HERE, FIGHT ME " and " DRAMATIC ENTRANCE " in everything he does so, your not one to talk.
IronPopTartMan: hey kid, pass me the salt
Spider-Man: *YEETS CLINT ACROSS TABLE*
SaltyBirdBoi: fuck this shit i'm out, ya'll just betraying me left and right here
SaltyBirdBoi has exited the chat
Spider-Man: should i add him back in oorrr...?
ScarySpiderWoman: wait 5 minutes and he will come begging to one of us to let you add him back in the chat, trust me.
FalconsAreCool: Kid I am literally begging you to add Clint back into this chat Right Now or else.
IronPopTartMan: what did clint do?
FalconsAreCool: He is begging on his knee's in-front of me, saying that he already went to IronTart guy over here and Steve but they refused to yield. I don't know how the fuck they did it but please just ADD HIM
Spider-Man has added SaltyBirdBoi to the chat
SaltyBirdBoi: THANK FUCK- I'm never leaving ever again, fuck that- I felt as though I was missing out of the world ending, what did I miss?
Mr.Jesus: you missed Falcon begging Spider-Man to add you to this chat, that's it
SaltyBirdBoi: Oh, okay-
SaltyBirdBoi: Hey Spidey, can you change my name back please?
Spider-Man has changed SaltyBirdBoi's name to CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: this one is even better
IronPopTartMan: kid what the hell don't encourage him-
Spider-Man: sorry not sorry