
In which Midget meets a certain spider person
Midget liked Peter. Miles was okay, Peter B. was cool because he hung out with Midget's human, and made him laugh. He had thought three spider people was a little overkill, but things were starting to get a little out of hand.
Miles had brought his friend spider person a few days ago racking the number up to four.
Then a young girl and her robot showed up making the number climb to five.
The next day brought the arrival of a black and white spider man, bring the number to a whopping six. That was to many.
Nothing would prepare him for what would come next.
Midget headed down the hallway to his human's room. He needed peace an quiet. There were to many spider people. He rounded a corner and came face to face with a pig.
Not a normal pig.
A spider pig.
Why the hell was there a spider pig?
Midget hissed, and took a startled step back.
"Oh! No need to be afraid!" The pig exclaimed, "I am a very nice pig!"
Midget was pretty sure that was an oxymoron. He scooted back a little more.
"It's okay I swear! I'm Peter Porker, or Spider Ham," The pig introduced himself. Midget twitched his tail skeptically. He wasn't sure how he felt about this most recent addition to the spider people collection. It could be fun to have an actual animal super hero around.
"Come on! We can be friends!"
Midget hesitated. Then decided that having an animal superhero for a friend wouldn't be a bad idea. He stepped forward and rubbed his head on the pig.