In which Tony S***** his B**** (asterisks are just covering up spoilers)
"Morning guys," Tony walked into the conference room, late, sipping his coffee. Natasha gaped, Clint dropped his coffee mug, Steve inhaled sharply, Rhodey rolled his eyes, Vision looked as though he was running through statistics, Sam and Bucky exchanged concerned looks, Pepper face palmed, and Peter screamed. Tony laughed.
"Stark what the HELL did you do?" Steve exclaimed slamming his fist down on the table. Tony just smirked.
Peter clapped his hands over his mouth, he hadn't meant to scream, it had just slipped out. He hadn't been expecting... Was Mr. Stark going through a midlife crisis? It was the explanation.
Most men bought fancy over expensive cars during their midlife crises, Mr. Stark already had fancy cars; most men bought motorcycles, Mr. Stark already had the best collection of motorcycles in the world, most men quit their jobs, Mr. Stark was far to fond of his job to do that; most men bought boats, Mr. Stark had more boats than Peter could count, and Mr. Stark was NOT most men, so he had shaved.