
Sincerely, Me!
Dear Eddie Diaz,
We've been way too out of touch. Things have been crazy, and it sucks that we don't talk that much. But I should tell you that I think of you each night. I rub my nipples and start moaning with delight-
Hen's hands were slapped away from the computer. "Why would you write that?" Buck exclaimed, deleting the last sentence.
"I'm just trying to tell the truth," Hen states, grinning like a maniac.
Buck slightly turned toward her. "This needs to be perfect, these emails have to prove that we were actually friends. Just - I'll do it." Hen backed away as Buck slid where she was previously. Buck thought for a minute before typing in place of the unacceptable sentence.
I've got to tell you, life without you has been hard-
"Hard?" Hen snickered. Buck glared at her and replaced it with, has been bad- "Bad?" Hen laughed again. The younger groaned and replaced the targeted word with...rough. "Kinky!" Hen yelled, spinning around in her chair.
-and I miss talking about life and other stuff.
"Very specific," Hen gave her friend a playful smile.
"Shut up!" Buckley growled.
I like my parents,
"Who says that?" Hen presses the delete button.
I love my parents, but each day's another fight. If I stop smoking drugs, then everything might be alright.
Hen giggled. "Smoking drugs?" she asked. Buck backspaced it and pushed the laptop toward his annoying friend.
"Just fix it!"
If I stop smoking crack-
"Crack?" Buck almost fell out of his seat. He took the laptop away from Hen and erased said word.
-If I stop smoking pot then everything might be alright. I'll take your advice, I'll try to be more nice. I'll turn it around, wait and see. Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention. It's easy to change if you give it your attention. All you gotta do is believe you can be who you want to be.
Sincerely, Me
Hen sighed and leaned back into her chair. "Are we done yet?" she groaned, twirling a pencil between her fingers.
"Well I can't just show them one email. I want to show that I was, like, a good friend, you know?"
"Oh my God," Buck opened a new email and began typing.
Dear Evan Buckley,
Yes, I also miss our talks. Stop doing drugs, just try to take deep breaths and go on walks.
"No," Hen said stubbornly.
I'm sending pictures of the most amazing trees,
"No!"
You'll be obsessed with all my forest expertise!
"Absolutely not!" Buck ignored Hen's protests and kept writing.
Dude, I'm proud of you, just keep pushing through! You're turning around, I can see! Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention! It's easy to change if you give it your attention. All you gotta do is believe you can be who you want to be.
Sincerely, Me
Hen snatched the laptop away and quickly typed something. My sister's hot.
"What the hell!" Buck said, rapidly erasing her stupid comment.
"My bad," Hen shrugged.
Dear Eddie Diaz,
Thanks for every note you send!
Dear Evan Buckley,
I'm just glad to be your friend!
Our friendship goes beyond your average kind of bond. But not because we're gay.
No, not because we're gay. We're close, but not that way! The only man that I love is my dad, well anyway. You're getting better every day!
I'm getting better every day. We're getting better every day.
Hey hey hey hey!
Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention. It's easy to change if you give it your attention. All you gotta do is believe you can be who you wan to be!
Sincerely - miss you dearly- sincerely, me!
Sincerely, me
Sincerely, me
Sincerely, me