Spider-Man: GUYS GUYS OMG IT'S SNOWING OUTSIDE LOOK-
IronPopTartMan: kid it's to early for this-
PopTartLover: What is this 'snow'?
IronPopTartMan: It's a sign that Mother-nature despises us and wants revenge for what we've done to her planet
Spider-Man: don't listen to him! yeah, it's cold and sickness goes around, but it also means more holidays which means family's reuniting, times of cheer and joy. yet again you don't need snow for any of that to happen BUT STILL
IronPopTartMan: of course you would look at the positives in this kid-
Spider-Man: i mean, we're lucky to have snow in my opinion. some people can only ever wish to see it-
MischievousSnek: what's so magical about it? it's just poff's of blinding white, frozen water
Spider-Man: you guys are no fun-
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: your right peter, how about we both go play in the snow and leave these party poopers here to rot inside?
Spider-Man: sure! only after eating break-fast though, i'm starving
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: k, see ya later kid
Spider-Man: can we also make a snow-man?
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: we'll make the best fucking snow-man on the block
FalconsAreCool: i bet i can make a better snow-man
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: you'll regret ever doubting mine and peter's skills in snow-man building
CoolScienceBro: Oh no-
Spider-Man: CLINT CLINT COME ON LET'S GOOOOO
CaptainRighteous: WAIT NO DON'T GO OUT IN A SWEATER, PANTS AND SOCKS-
CoolScienceBro: When you see Captain America run down the hallway after a kid holding a coat, boots, beanie and mittens and your not even surprised, you know you've witnessed to much in your lifetime
Mr.Jesus: i need to see this-
Spider-Man has changed CaptainRighteous's name to CaptainMotherHen
CaptainMotherHen: I accept this new name wholeheartedly
Mr.Jesus: I feel like it matches you really well-
CaptainMotherHen: Okay but you aren't any better
Mr.Jesus: I care about like, 3 people, so no-
CaptainMotherHen: Ugh- Babe you wound me
Mr.Jesus: Suffer
Spider-Man: W O W, anyways, i'm leaving to build a snow man with Clint-
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: bye guys!
FalconsAreCool: Wait for me!
CaptainMotherHen: Put a coat on Clint-
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: Yes Mother
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: WAIT- WHY NOT TELL SAM TO PUT ON A COAT
CaptainMotherHen: Because I know Sam is a responsible adult-
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: I AM OFFENDED
SheBeSneaky: don't even try to deny it-
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: ughughugh why is it always meeee
SheBeSneaky: because your so easy
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS >o>
SheBeSneaky: my point exactly
Mr.Jesus: love?
CaptainMotherHen: Yes?
Mr.Jesus: can we join them...?
CaptainMotherHen: I thought you didn't like the snow?
Mr.Jesus: ... they look like they're having fun
CaptainMotherHen: Sure Buck, come on, let's put on some winter clothing and go!
Mr.Jesus: thank you
CaptainMotherHen: Of course love
Mr.Jesus: WE WILL KICK ALL YOUR ASSES
CaptainMotherHen: BUCKY NO
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: TRY US-
CaptainMotherHen: DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM
SheBeSneaky: ... i'm coming out, i need to see this
PopTartLover: Brother! We must join in the Man of Snow building activity!
MischievousSnek: sure brother- i'm quite interested to see how this all turns out
IronPopTartMan: well now i need to come to- Bruce your with me
CoolScienceBro: Do I even have a choice?
IronPopTartMan: Of course not, now get ready!
Spider-Man: hey mr.stark can you bring tess out as well?
IronPopTartMan: sure kid
FalconsAreCool: so Nat, want to join me?
SheBeSneaky: no, yours looks like a disgrace to all snow-men
FalconsAreCool: Hey! I put allot of effort into him! I can't even feel my hands!
Spider-Man: same-
IronPopTartMan: so wanda and vision just joined us, so we need to up our game- we are going again a google and someone who has the ability to us telekinesis-
CoolScienceBro: A google?
IronPopTartMan: vision is a person but also basically googled, therefore he is 'a google'
CoolScienceBro: I just... won't question you anymore
IronPopTartMan: oh honey, you should have learned to never question me a long time ago
PopTartLover: So Iv'e made a circle, now what do I do
PopTartLover: BROTHER NO DON'T BREAK IT-
PopTartLover: He has spared the snow circle, simply because he wants to win this competition
CaptainMotherHen: Are Wanda and Vision seriously making an upside-down snow-man?
Spider-Man: shhhh, it's beautiful
CaptainMotherHen: I-?
IronPopTartMan: WHO JUST THREW THAT SNOWBALL?!
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: ME BITCH
IronPopTartMan: YOU WILL REGRET THIS-
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: WHO JUST THREW A SNOWBALL AT MR.WILLUS?!
Mr.Jesus: HA
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: *GASP* I WILL AVENGE YOU MR.WILLUS
CoolScienceBro: I...?
CoolScienceBro: Mr.Willus?
Spider-Man: WE WILL AVENGE YOU
Spider-Man: AAAAAAAAA
SheBeSneaky: i think mr.willus is their snow-man
PopTartLover: BROTHER WE MUST DO GET HELP ON ALL THESE MAN OF SNOW
MischievousSnek: We are NOT doing get help-
Spider-Man: MR.THOR JUST YEETED MR.LOKI AAAAAAAAAA
SheBeSneaky: is this what pure beauty looks like
FalconsAreCool: 'beauty' isn't the word i would use
IronPopTartMan: i think that 'terror' is a more accurate word
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: THEY DESTROYED MR.WILLUS
CaptainMotherHen: THEY DESTROYED MR.PUFFLES
Mr.Jesus: i thought we agreed to not call him that babe-
Spider-Man: are we not gonna talk about the fact that MR.LOKI BECAME A GOD SNOWBALL- LITERALLY-
IronPopTartMan: KID I TRUSTED YOU, HOW DARE YOU DESTROY MINE AND BRUCIE'S SNOW-MAN LIKE THIS
Spider-Man: ALL IS FAIR IN WAR MR.STARK-
IronPopTartMan: THAT ISN'T EVEN HOW THE SAYING GOES-
PopTartLover: BROTHER, DID YOU JUST BETRAY ME?!
MischievousSnek: are you really that surprised? how many times will i need to stab you for you to get the memo?
Spider-Man: the MischievousSnek that fights back
Spider-Man: so now that we've all obtained trust issues, can we go inside?
IronPopTartMan: bold of you to assume we didn't all already have trust issues
Spider-Man: I- what?
Spider-Man: MR.JESUS JUST SHOVED MR.LOKI INTO THE SNOW POFF AND LOKI JUST- HE DISAPPEARED IN THE SNOW WHERE DID HE GO!?!
PopTartLover: BROTHER?!
Spider-Man: oh no he just sat up he's fine he just sunk into it-
Spider-Man: WAIT TESS NO DON'T JUMP ON MR.LOKI
CaptainMotherHen: Peter can you go get the blankets please?
Spider-Man: of course!
CaptainMotherHen: Babe?
Mr.Jesus: coming-
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: when Spider-Man walks in with a stack of blankets taller than himself and can still balance it all-
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: i take that back he just tripped over his own feet-
SheBeSneaky: he is shivering like there is no tomorrow some give him a blanket-
IronPopTartMan: WAIT WAIT WAIT- WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T THERMOREGULATE?!
Spider-Man: Mr.Stark i'm fine! i can still thermoregulate, just like, at a much MUCH slower pace than most people
IronPopTartMan: jesus christ kid- i need to install heaters in everything now
IronPopTartMan: wait is that why you wear like 20 layers of shirts?
Spider-Man: yeah- also, you really don't need to do that- i'm fine!
IronPopTartMan: you can't stop me from installing anything into your clothing-
Spider-Man: i can always have Ned turn it off-
IronPopTartMan: why?! it literally won't do anything except help you
Spider-Man: to spite you-
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: #SpiderRebel
SheBeSneaky: clint no
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: clint yes
CoolScienceBro: Clint why
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: because clint can do what he wants
FalconsAreCool: since when has this become my life
CaptainMotherHen: The moment you let me and Nat take cover at your house Sam, and you love us all, so sshh
CaptainMotherHen: Now make some room because me and Buck are coming in with a couple dozen hot chocolate cups
CoolScienceBro: How can you carry that many cups with only the two of you?
CaptainMotherHen: By having a high pain tolerance and by hugging the cups
IronPopTartMan: DON'T HUG THE CUPS-
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: when basically everyone offers their second blanket to peter because he is still shivering- this kid has us all wrapped around his finger
IronPopTartMan: you gave him a blanket to!
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: when i say 'has us all wrapped around his finger' that includes me
IronPopTartMan: Bruce, did you just take pictures of my kid?
CoolScienceBro: I mean, look at how adorable they look! With Tess curled up on his side and the couple dozen blankets over him-
IronPopTartMan: i wasn't accusing you, i was just about to say iv'e already got a couple thousand pictures taken to send to you
CaptainMotherHen: Can you send some to all of us please?
IronPopTartMan: gladly
CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: Spider-Man has evolved into Spider-Burrito
CoolScienceBro: I think he looks more like a blob
IronPopTartMan has changed Spider-Man's username to Spider-Burrito