Chapter 3
#code-red
Vision SOS
Rhodes Sup?
Vision The facility is under attack.
Ant-Man the new one?
Rhodes No, the demolished one
Vision It's the new one. Well, soon to be demolished one.
STARK anyone wanna tell me why some jackass with a wrecking ball is knocking on my door?
Vision I appreciate his creativity. The execution leaves room to improve.
carton ouch.
STARK Locals, your help would be much appreciated.
friendly spidey omw
friendly spidey also please nver say the word locals again
Natasha I happen to be in the area
Rhodes See you soon, honey
Ant-Man must be nice having a life
carton cant relate
webmaster SM, forward me surveillance pls n ty
friendly spidey k
webmaster does the name tom wilkins mean anything to you @STARK
STARK Kind of busy.
friendly spidey hes literally suplexing a crane with only half his suit, its so cool
friendly spidey o shit brb he needs help
webmaster right sorry well he tweeted a couple of threats on a personal account and the last one is a geotagged pic of him flipping off the avengers facility
webmaster getting the impression that it Might Be Him 🤔🤔
shuri hmm seems like a reach 🤔🤔🤔
webmaster 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
shuri 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
STARK cool thanks
Ant-Man there is no way spidey can lift a crane
webmaster oh he can
Ant-Man pics or it didn’t happen
#chill
webmaster isn't it like, late there shuri
shuri nah im good
shuri fun fact that emoji means lesbian in sign language
webmaster lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian
webmaster if i say lesbian in front of a mirror three times in a row who would i summon
webmaster brb
shuri who did you summon
webmaster hayley kiyoko herself she gave me a bathbomb and lime takis
shuri ugh!! queen!
shuri it could only be better if she gave you a hot pickle
webmaster HOT PICKLE
webmaster HAVE YOU SEEN
shuri HES
shuri are yall happy for me i got a picky!
webmaster once you hit that chew WRAORW
shuri thats the weirdest spelling i've ever seen for that sound
WRAORW new name, inspo: @webmaster xoxo
Black Panther Congratulations, no one will know who you are
carton there's only like three people who actively mem
Ant-Man oh my god shuri took himi out before he could finish his sentence F
webmaster f
Black Panther F
WRAORW while u were in jail for treason, i was studying the blade
Black Panther Shuri meet me in the lab
WRAORW omw
#code-red
carton haha holy fuck webs turn on the tv its on the news!
webmaster [ironass.jpg]
carton that zoom tho
webmaster local cameraman horny for robotic booty
Rhodes I told the suits AI to read out all the messages I miss and God, was it worth it to see Tony unsheath his mask to glare at and flip me off when "local cameraman horny for robotic booty" blared over the com
Rhodes gtg
#chill
friendly spidey wig: flew
friendly spidey dicks: out
friendly spidey crisis: averted
STARK You could just say “everything is OK”. You know, like a normal human being
friendly spidey im an arachnid
WRAORWi thought you were american
webmaster she lives to meme another day
WRAORWgood night
Rhodes Grandpa Stark, be nice to the babies
friendly spidey hey @Ant-Man
friendly spidey [craneiumflex.jpg]
Ant-Man are you still holding that thing??
friendly spidey :)
Ant-Man never has a colon and parenthesis been so threatening
Natasha God I missed this banter. Anyone want chicken curry?
carton me
Natasha I said does anyone want to get chicken and/or vegan curry for lunch?
carton ME
Natasha No one?
Rhodey I'm game
STARK Need to drop off my suit first, but I'll come with.
Vision I'm an android I don't eat
friendly spidey uhhh mask :/
Natasha I'm on the run from the law. Who am I going to tell?
Natasha If you want to meet, this is the only opportunity you'll have for a long time. I’m leaving the country at the end of the week.
friendly spidey fair
friendly spidey ugh okay
friendly spidey, webmaster
webmaster bring me leftovers 😔✊ i worked hard
friendly spidey 👌👌
webmaster 🙏🏼🙏🏼
friendly spidey 🤪🤙
webmaster 😜💦
#chill
carton give the spider a noogy from me
Natasha No.
carton i was talking to your less deadly cousin
Ant-Man what
Natasha My codename is Black Widow
Ant-Man you're telling me we have not one, not two, but three bug-based heroes here? and two animal based?
friendly spidey unfortunately
Ant-Man hive, i’m gonna add to our ranks.
carton this is normie oppression
#welcome
We’ve been expecting you pymdas
loml just slid into the server
#chill
carton wow he actually did it
Ant-Man i'm a mad of my word
Ant-Man man*
carton mad
Natasha mad
friendly spidey mad
loml mad
Ant-Man et tu, hope?
buzzbuzz i would never skip an opportunity to embarrass you
buzzbuzz aw did you have my name as loml?
Ant-Man HOPE STOP
carton Batasha Blease Bring Be Bood
friendly spidey take pity on the man 🤧 i'll come!!
Natasha fine. I'll bring you something home, crybaby.
carton thank you for my life natasha badass romanoff
Natasha thats my name dont wear it out
STARK anyways!
STARK I'm good to go if you all are
friendly spidey curry curry curry
Rhodes CURRY CURRY CURRY
Natasha Curry! Curry! CUR
friendly spidey oh my god clint took her out before she could finish chanting
Ant-Man i made that joke too!
Ant-Man same hat!
#danger-zone
Natasha little bug, can I take pictures of our meetup?
Natasha if not, that's totally okay!
friendly spidey sure just block my face
carton POST THEM IN THE MAIN CHAT FOR EVERYONE
#chill
Natasha drum roll please
carton brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr
Natasha That's what you call a drumroll?
carton i roll my drum for you and this is how you repay me?
Natasha [lunchcrew.jpg]
Natasha [spidersselfie.jpg]
Natasha [irondad.jpg]
Natasha [spideyhasastrawinhisnose.jpg]
Natasha you're welcome
friendly spidey thank u nat i made the third one my background and the second one my lockscreen 🤪
Ant-Man which one is spidey
friendly spidey the brown hair
carton UR SO LITTLE ??
Ant-Man damn my kid could knock you over and shes ten
Ant-Man i want to buy you ice cream and toss a baseball back and forth
STARK back off he's my kid
Natasha Fuck you he's mine he likes me best
Rhodes Wait, I call dibs
carton i am dad
Ant-Man doesn't he have like...real parents
friendly spidey no
Bug-Dad my child now
#request-line
Bug-Dad forgot to formally ask, we need a gc for the animal kindom: t'challa, me, spidey, natasha, hope, pym, wilson. i dont care what the name is
friendly spidey hm ok
#furrypalace
friendly spidey here you go scott!
Natasha dont like that
friendly spidey he said animal kingdom, furry palace is like the same thing
Black Panther You're not wrong, but you shouldn't say it
friendly spidey i'm surprised you know what a furry is
Black Panther my sister is a teenager. Do you think she really hasn't made a hundred furry jokes about me to my face?
friendly spidey shes so brave
buzzbuzz dad's gonna open this and ask me what this means and i'm going to have to explain to an elderly man what a furry is
buzzbuzz i hope you're happy.
Bug-Dad i am, pym's face is gonna be hysterical
buzzbuzz you're insufferable