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Iron-Man: can you all shut the fuck up already its five in the morning some of us are trying to get a nap infriendly spidey: shutting up.-----if the avengers set up a discord server post-civil war. tags updated with the story.
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hewwo! all chapters are going to start with the welcome channel, faq channel, and online/offline counts just in case there are updates in any of them. different chats are sorted by #(chatname). updates will be infrequent since this is mostly just for fun. if there's anything you want to see, leave a comment and ill see if i can work it in?this is my soft coping fic for when my Sad Shit gets too much. its not supposed to be taken too seriously. i'll probably add pretty much everyone from the mcu in eventually. we're starting immediately following the trial of scott lang and clint barton, between civil war and black panther
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losers

#lobby

Bug-Dad mushrooms: woo or boo

friendly spidey hold on to ur trusted avenger mutuals right now as in just a few sec everyone's true colors will be shown. the anti, the fake, the multi, the woke, the traitor, the troll… etc. be prepared 💀

carton boo

shuri eh, depends

Scarlet Witch boo if steamed

Rhodes Woo, especially if cheese is involved

STARK woo

buck boo

Vision I don't eat

Nat WOO

buzzbuzz boo

Falcon All woos block me, I do not tolerate fungi in my home.

Bug-Dad that's not very fun of you, guy

Scarlet Witch (crowd booing)

Falcon You want fun?

Falcon Living people eat dead mushrooms. Living mushrooms eat dead people.

Falcon mushrooms will avenge their ancestors as they feast on your body

Nat eats mushrooms faster.

buck thats, how the kids say, metal as fuck

Falcon If you bring that smelly shit back to the hotel one more time, I can't be held responsible for what I do.

CA Nat, I hate to say it, but I agree with Sam

STARK you're high

CA Didn't I just say I don't like mushrooms?

Nat don't act like you don't steal from my plate when Sam isn't looking

CA Betrayal.

buck !

shuri !

Black Panther Mushrooms are delicious

Bug-Dad [thankyouoffice.gif]

Black Panther I speak only the truth

buck you speak only lies

Black Panther You're exiled from Wakanda. You may come back when you obtain taste

Falcon rip barnes’ wakandan citizenship

buck i was going to make a comment but i thought better of it.

CA Weren't you on his side?

Falcon ...your point?

buck why did you start this war, lang?

Bug-Dad im bored

carton LMAO

buck im going to squish you

 

#team-alpha

Bug-Dad kkssh beep hey Cap

Bug-Dad what age do you put on your id? do you put your real age and bday or do you make something up that matches your physical age

Bug-Dad clint and i were talking about it last night. over

CA On my gov. issued id, real bday and age. Nat makes up one for our fake ids.

Bug-Dad Oh cool

Bug-Dad just curious - what age does she put?

CA 35

Bug-Dad shit I'm older than Captain America

CA Technically you're older than Roger Grant

Bug-Dad your fake name is Roger Grant?!?

CA Yeah. I picked it out

Bug-Dad its so fake dude

CA Well it's easier to answer Nat when she calls me Roger in public than something completely different like Christopher

carton valid

Bug-Dad guess we're both right

carton Nat whats ur fake name

Nat Nikita Shostakova

Bug-Dad assign me a fake name!!

Nat Bernard Davis

Bug-Dad that was quick

Nat I keep a log with a bunch of fakes. Sometimes I make some up when I'm bored.

carton do me

Nat Lucas Costello

carton good juice

Nat Mmmm

carton can i have an id with that name

Nat no, but I'll tell you how to get that ankle bracelet off without tripping it

carton much thanks

Nat You wanna know Lang?

Bug-Dad no thanks ill do my time

CA Why'd you put kkssh beep on your first message btw?

Bug-Man kkssh beep thats the sound a walkie talkie make. over

carton kkssh beep did u download minecraft liek i told you. over

Bug-Man kkssh beep sure did buddy. over

CA Kkssh beep I just googled it and that sounds interesting.

CA When do you find time to play it?

CA Over.

Bug-Man kkssh beep in between close up magic lessons. over

CA Hm. Nat, can we get minecraft?

Falcon We already have it. Check the applications folder on my laptop.

Bug-Man kkssh beep you have to say over when ur done. Over

Bug-Man also i want to know why you have minecraft but im too scared to ask. over

Falcon I'm not doing that

Falcon It comes pre-installed on windows 10 I guess.

Bug-Man roger that. over

carton i set up a server and my niece is the only person who plays with me please join me

Nat You know we're kind of busy right?

carton when u have time, i mean

Bug-Man it can be a team-building exercise!

CA One hour, once a week.

carton deal. ill get copies for rogers and nat

Nat Not necessary

carton oh?

Nat You'll pick out a shit username if you make one for me

carton ….

carton anyway rogers ur login is winghead1922

CA Damnut

CA Damn it*

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