code-red

Marvel Cinematic Universe The Avengers (Marvel Movies) Iron Man (Movies) Ant-Man (Movies)
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Iron-Man: can you all shut the fuck up already its five in the morning some of us are trying to get a nap infriendly spidey: shutting up.-----if the avengers set up a discord server post-civil war. tags updated with the story.
Note
hewwo! all chapters are going to start with the welcome channel, faq channel, and online/offline counts just in case there are updates in any of them. different chats are sorted by #(chatname). updates will be infrequent since this is mostly just for fun. if there's anything you want to see, leave a comment and ill see if i can work it in?this is my soft coping fic for when my Sad Shit gets too much. its not supposed to be taken too seriously. i'll probably add pretty much everyone from the mcu in eventually. we're starting immediately following the trial of scott lang and clint barton, between civil war and black panther
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mercury

#welcome

Welcome to the beginning of the #welcome channel.

 

Brace yourselves. webmaster just joined the server.

friendly spidey has spawned in the server.

Natasha is here to kick butt and chew bubblegum. And Natasha is all out of gum.

barton just joined. Can I get a heal?

Welcome, STARK. We were expecting you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! Nevermind, it’s just Rhodes.

Black Panther has joined the server! It’s super effective!

Ha! Vision has joined! You activated my trap card!

CA has arrived. Party’s over.

Welcome, Winter Soldier. Stay awhile and listen.

Swoooosh. Falcon just landed.

Ant-Man just joined. Hide your bananas.

Scarlet Witch just joined. Everyone, look busy!

Ermagherd. shuri is here.

 


 

#faq

@here

this text channel is here to lay down the law in our server. if you still have questions, dont be afraid to @webmaster , @friendly spidey , or @shuri for help!

 

CHANNELS

general

#lobby - for general conversation!

#check-in - for emergency rolecalls. if someone asks for a check-in on this channel, please respond or youll be assumed in danger or dead ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨

#intel - for discussing active situations, not necessarily emergencies but general discussion

#code-red -  for ACTIVE ONLY events, i.e. immediate danger

#request-line - request new channels here!

#chill - for casual chat

#vent - self-explanatory

#intro - drop your name/pronouns/location (whatever info youre willing to sure with everyone) in here for new ppl!

#speakeasy #speakeasy-txt - voice channel and its accompanying text chat for people who cant talk but want to participate!

private channels are designated chats for team communications! if you’d like a new, channel made (public or private), ask @webmaster in a private message or the #request-line!

 

RULES

the purpose and...population of this server is unconventional, so most of the usual servers rules are kind of moot. we’re all adults here, be respectful. absolutely NO revealing personal info without express permission. i can’t promise any punishments if you do, but uh. i’d imagine you’d be stepping on a lot of toes in the process with some severe irl consequences. on this server, we operate under a three strikes rule. we will warn you on your first offense, mute you for an hour on your second, and kick you on your third. three kicks, and you’re banned from the server.

 

we want to create a simple way to keep in contact and coordinate with the community following The Incident and the accords. so, if there’s anyone you know who belongs here, add them under their codename!

 


 

 

ONLINE - 7


Ant-Man
barton
Black Panther
friendly spidey 
Natasha 
STARK
Winter Soldier

 

OFFLINE - 7

webmaster
CA
Falcon
Rhodes
Scarlet Witch
shuri 
Vision

 


 

#lobby

Ant-Man someone join me in the #speakeasy i ran out of days of our lives reruns

barton omw

Black Panther I have nothing better to do

Ant-Man don't you have like. a whole country to run

Black Panther And what about that?

STARK no from me

Natasha Wilson and Rogers just crawled in bed, sorry. I don't want to wake them up

Winter Soldier together :eyes:

Natasha Who taught him emojis

 

#speakeasy-txt

Ant-Man hello???

Ant-Man can you hear me?

barton no.

Ant-Man shit, let me mess with the settings

Ant-Man what about now

barton still no

Black Panther I hear you. What is that noise in the background?

Ant-Man oh thats the laundry machine. how bout now barton?

barton im just fucking with you scott. my hearing aids were turned off

Black Panther What was that noise?

barton scott snorted

friendly spidey i can't talk but i can type for a little while

barton WAS THAT YOU?

friendly spidey OH MY GOD SCOTT

friendly spidey king of wakanda and roasts

barton you live under house arrest for one year and forget how to function when a man has a nice accent

barton fine

friendly spidey youre playing rock band in the year 2017 of our lord??

friendly spidey oof! you should ask shuri to get a copy for you. scotts right, its good for stress relief

barton uh, about 10pm for lil spidey and me

friendly spidey good morning t'challa uwu

barton as funny as itd be to see spidey type to himself, id rather not leave him out

friendly spidey bi ally!

barton ally?

friendly spidey dont shriek at me carton

friendly spidey BARTON

carton this is who i am now

carton oh i didnt know thats cool

friendly spidey you too? ugh im feeling god in this speakeasy tonight

friendly spidey BI BRIGADE SCOTTY YOU ARE A GENIUS

friendly spidey BIGADE DJDBBDBD

friendly spidey are there any straight people in this server

carton no idea. there's not exactly any time to come out between punching aliens and each other

carton plus a lot of people our age arent as vocal as you are about it

friendly spidey oh

barton LMAO T'CHALLA HE WOULD BE THOUGH

friendly spidey dont say that he used to be my hero asdfa

carton homophobic rogers rise!

carton i dont think he actuLly gives a shit though

carton like i said, not a lot of time to talk

Black Panther Is that Queen?

friendly spidey DONT

carton STOP

carton ME

friendly spidey NOW

friendly spidey scott sing me to sleep

friendly spidey iluuuw

carton u think hes out now?

carton spiiiideeeeyyy

carton im gonna get some sleep. don't stay up too late lang.

carton right back at ya, big guy

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